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cathyperez

Status: 2Fab4You

Member Since: 31 Mar 2010 12:35pm

Last Seen: 23 Sep 2021 03:52am

Location: The Great State of Mind

Gender: F

user id: 104922

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Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on
  1. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 12:08pm UTC
    SENIOR 2014

  2. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    Looking back at my old quotes
    makes me realize how much my personality
    and humor have changed..

  3. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    Life's like an hourglass glued to the table

  4. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    If I throw a stick, will you leave?

  5. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Euphobia:
    The fear of hearing good news.
    Now why in the world would anyone be fearful of that??
    Beats me!

  6. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    Random Fact # 1:
    The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U. S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
    ♥if you didn't know!
    ♥♣hhjyjghtr♥♥♥♥

  7. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    ♥ This & I'll follow!!

  8. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    ♥Dance hard, laugh hard
    Turn the music up now
    Party like a Rock Star
    Can I get a WHAT NOW?!
    I swear I'll do
    Anything that I have to.....
    Till I forget about you!!♥

  9. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2010 12:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2010 12:14pm UTC
    Today, I read an MLIA about someone who always started going down the steps with their right foot. i tried going down with my left first, and i ended up in the ER getting seven stitches in my head from falling.
    •MLIA•
    not mine, just thought it was funny >>>weird!

  11. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 12:23pm UTC
    I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like.....
    !!!!!Breaking the damn alarm clock!!!!!
    <3
    Mine!

  12. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 12:13pm UTC
    Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

  13. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 12:34pm UTC
    WOW!
    Last time i heard that, i almost fell off my
    dinosaur!
    <3

  14. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 12:16pm UTC
    Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
    <Highlight>
    Cause he was caught with seaweed.

  15. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2010 12:40pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that closes my eyes everytime my pencil lead breaks because I'm afraid the led will go in my eye?

  16. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2010 12:31pm UTC
    Today I bit into a Reeses Cup...which contained absolutely no peanut butter. I found this to be rather heart breaking.
    </3

  17. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2010 12:28pm UTC
    Today, I went to dry my hands in the bathroom. They had automatic motion-sensitive paper towel holders. I spent a good 30 minutes pretending I was using the force to make the paper towels come out. I regret nothing.
    MLIA♥

  18. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 12:47pm UTC
    Yesterday, I was taking the bus home, and I overheard some girls behind me sending pictures to each other via bluetooth on their phones. I then proceeded to turn my phone's bluetooth on and make my phone appear as "Batman". As soon as I did this I heard one of them yell, "OH MY GOSH, WHO'S BATMAN!?"
    ♥my spork also thinks he's Batman!

  19. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    Today, I went to the zoo and saw a sign that said, "Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them".
    ☺MLIA♥

  20. cathyperez cathyperez
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 12:16pm UTC
    Today I figured out how to put a mug in my microwave, so that by the time it had been heating for 1 minute, the handle would be facing me.
    MLIA♥
    .....didn't know what to put this under♥

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