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cassiewassy156

1. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 6:43am UTC
   When you have food,
   your pets’ seem to be 10X as cute.
   
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2. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 3:13am UTC
   Friend: 'So how far have you gone with a guy?'
   Me: 'Well there was this one time.. we made eye contact. It was awesome.'
   
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3. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 3:10am UTC
   Never, in all the seventy billion humans who have walked this planet since the beginning of time has there been anyone exactly like you.
   Never, until the end of time will there be another such as you.
   You have shown no knowledge or appreciation or your uniqueness.
   Yet, you are the rarest thing in the world.
   
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4. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 3:06am UTC
   Zombies' eat brains..
   You're safe.
   
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5. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 3:04am UTC
   Calories
   (noun)
   Tiny creatures that live in your
   closet and sew your clothes a little bit
   tighter every night.
   
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6. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 2:41am UTC
   Off is the direction in which I would like you to f*ck.
   
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7. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   Girl: I did something really stupid..
   Boy: What?
   Girl: I trusted you. </3
   
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8. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 4:39am UTC
   Enie menie miny moe.
   You ain't nothing but a hoe
   You think you're cute,
   You think you're class,
   NewsFlash B*tch!
   You're F*cking nasty!
   
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9. cassiewassy156
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 4:34am UTC
   S*ut Please,
   I have underwear longer then your shorts.
   
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10. cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    My parents say I'm addicted to Witty. No Mum, No Dad, I have finally found people who understand me.
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11. cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:25am UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    I just don't appreciate your existance.
    
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12. cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:28am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:06am UTC
    Life's too important,
    to be taken seriously.
    
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14. cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:15am UTC
    The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world,
    are the ones that do.
    
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15. cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:03am UTC
    Cause You've got that One Thing <3
    
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