carson5482

Status: I'll never let them take me alive.

Member Since: 5 Oct 2011 06:28pm

Last Seen: 7 Feb 2016 09:41pm

Birthday: April 10

Location: You'll find me with the Black Parade

Gender: F

user id: 224052

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I'm 18.
I make my birthday wishes on April 10.
I'm a vegetarian, going vegan.
I love music more than I can say.
My family and friends mean everything to me.
I'm in college, working toward
a degree in Marine Biology.
I am a liberal, surrounded by conservatives.
My pet peeve is bad grammar.
I am pretty shy until you get to know me.
But I'm super friendly. :)
Follow me! I always follow back!

“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.”

Things I love:
MUSIC. FAMILY. FRIENDS. GOD.
Texting. Facebook. Peace Tea. Driving. Owls. Moustaches. Thrift stores. Adventure Time. My kitty. Glitter. Nail polish. Vampires. Werewolves. Sims. Sea animals. Toms. Converse. Monster Energy. Secrets. I will avoid saying Witty for fear of sounding cliche. ;)

Music; The most important thing to me.
My Chemical Romance. Foster the People. Get Scared. Modern Day Escape. Bon Jovi. Marilyn Manson. Aerosmith. Mötley Crüe. Bon Iver. Imagine Dragons. Bob Dylan. Twisted Sister. Def Leppard. Simon and Garfunkel. Peter, Paul, and Mary. The Beatles. Bob Marley. Falling in Reverse. All Time Low. The Lumineers. Mumford & Sons. One Direction. Ke$ha. Dropkick Murphys. Fun. Gotye. Against Me. Kimya Dawson. Tristan Pettyman. Rise Against. Yellowcard. Mewithoutyou. The Misfits. A Day to Remember. Bastille. Tiny Tim. The White Stripes. Coldplay. Blood on the Dance Floor. Artist vs Poet. Every Avenue. Katy Perry. Panic! at the Disco. Passion Pit. NeverShoutNever! Asking Alexandria. Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! 3OH!3. Violent Femmes. The Maine. Mayday Parade. Sleeping With Sirens. Pierce the Veil. We the Kings. For All Those Sleeping. Green Day. Gregory and the Hawk. You, Me, and Everyone We Know. Owl City. I Fight Dragons. Liz Golden. Hey Monday. He is we. Story of the Year.

"You showed us we're never alone. You told us to never let them take us alive. You gave us the strength to carry on. You helped us crash the cemetery gates. You know what they do to guys like us in prison. You helped us kill all our friends. You welcomed us to The Black Parade. You told us that someone out there loves us after all. So in return... We thank you for the venom. We are demolition lovers. We gave 'em hell, kid. We don't love you like we did yesterday, but we love you more. And without you is how we disappear."

carson5482
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:20pm UTC

These
are
really
freaking
annoying.
<3Look at the top left corner for a surprise. :)
(nmf)

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:24pm UTC

When I die, I want
my ashes scattered across the Internet.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

When an ad starts playing music
in one of my browser tabs...
Me: I will find you.
Me: And I will kill you.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:50am UTC

I hate how Wittians claim to
stay up all night on Witty and then
once night time comes, only like,
5 other people are online,
including me. It's a sad life we lead...

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 10:02pm UTC

If you can't handle me
at my Lindsey Lohan
you sure as hell don't
deserve me at my Beyoncé.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
Better than the Kanye Rest.
This is no Kanye Jest.
We are all Kanye Blessed.
I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.
Why is this even happening?
You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.
Follow me. :)

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:13pm UTC

Turtle: Nothing is slower than me.
Snail: You sure?
Internet Explorer: B/tch please.
Follow me. :)

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Yeah, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
But how many of them have low standards?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Imagine if school was like this:
English: Writing biographies about the band.
Math: How to multiply band members.
Science: How to clone band members.
Gym: How to get to the barrier at concerts.
Art: How to make fan art and signs for concerts.
Geography: How to find band members' houses.
History: About the band members' past years.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Me: Wow, I have so much work to do.
Me: --goes on tumblr--
Me: --watches a movie--
Me: --writes a novel--
Me: --teaches myself sitar--
Me: --climbs a mountain--
Me: --backpacks through Europe--
Me: Why am I not getting anything done?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:41pm UTC

The little kid next door just
opened his window and yelled
"What is 27 plus 4?!"
and I yelled "It's 31!!"
and he said "Thank you God Lady!!!!"

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 2:58pm UTC

List of things that ain't
nobody got time for:
1. That

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Serious question...
What color are mirrors?
follow for a follow.:)

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Day off: Witty
Need to study: Witty
Sh/tty weather: Witty
Wonderful and sunny weather: Witty
Plans with other people: Witty
In class: Witty
Supposed to be sleeping: Witty
On the bus: Witty
The apocalypse: Witty
During my own funeral: Witty
Witty isn't working: Stare at Witty until it does.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:48pm UTC

If you had to choose between either
wearing crocks for the rest of your life
or listening to Justin Bieber,
what color crocks would you wear?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:35pm UTC

Imagine if teachers had
to deal with fandoms in school:
Harry Potter: Stop swishing your pencils around!
Twilight: Hey! Quit biting her neck!!
Mortal Instruments: No drawing on your arms!
Hunger games: Quite trying to kill each other!
Percy Jackson: Stop pretending you can't read the assignment!
Divergent: Get off the roof for God's sake!

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Unlikely lines to hear in a
Hollywood blockbuster:
Nemo, where the f/ck have you been?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 9:35pm UTC

I could never be a politician
because every time it was my turn
to talk in a debate, it would start off with
"Listen here you fuucking priick."

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Just saw this on Tumblr:
I like my Presidents like I like my coffee....
Hot, strong, and black.
...LOL

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