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  1. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:57pm UTC
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  2. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Follow for a follow
    "I used to smoke pot and go to class. Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh/t excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to God nobody asked me any questions.
    I was the best teacher ever."
    -Nathan Anderson

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    You can tell that America is obese
    when the scariest thing that we have
    right now is called Slenderman.
    follow for a follow.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Senior Prom vs. Laser Tag
    Can I wear a pretty dress?
    Prom: It is expected of you
    Laser tag: Why not? Who says you can't play laser tag in a ball gown?
    Are people going to touch me?
    Prom: Yes. Most of them. Most of whom you hate.
    Laser tag: Unlikely. If they do, shoot them.
    Approximate cost?
    Prom: $100-$300 dollars at a minimum
    Laser tag: $25
    Will I feel the need to shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night?
    Prom: Yes. Yes you will.
    Laser tag: No. You must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies.
    Can I pretend to be Princess Leia defending the republic?
    Prom: No. You will feel more like Slave Leia with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people touching you.
    Laser tag: Hell yeah, you can. You must avenge your home planet of Alderaan.
    Will my ears be violated by the sound of terrible music?
    Prom: So violated that your ears could file charges
    Laser tag: No. Only the sweet sound of phasers.

  5. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Today, in my math class, we had nap time.
    You heard me.
    Nap Time.
    The teacher turned the lights off
    and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
    And then we got to eat cupcakes.
    Highlight of my senior year, right there.

  6. HaydenHoran HaydenHoran
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    im sorry for not being perfect...
    but i tried my very best!

  7. HaydenHoran HaydenHoran
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting - Peter Pan, the boy who followed his dreams and never let anything get in his way

  8. DemiBieber DemiBieber
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    10 Favorites
    • Favorite Color: Purple
    Favourite Food: Everything
    • Favorite Band:I dont have a fav band but I like Justin Bieber
    • Favorite Show: Geordie Shore
    • Favorite Sport: horse riding
    • Favorite Season: winter or summer
    • Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: cookie dough
    • Favorite Time of Day: late in the night
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Bored
    • Current Taste: what?
    • Current Clothes:Leggings and a top
    • Current Computer:Asus laptop
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: normal colour
    • Current day: friday
    • Current Surroundings: Bed, pillows
    • Current Annoyance(s): Nothing
    • Current Thought: Justin Bieber
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend (s):Ellie
    • First crush this school year: the most recent one
    • First Screen Name: Katie
    • First Pet: Cat
    • First Piercing: ears
    • First Thing You Did Today: Get clothes on
    • First Thing You Ate Today:Cake
    • First School: Yewdale
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Sweets
    • Last Car Ride: coming home from school trip
    • Last Text Message: today from my mum
    • Last Movie Seen: The Lucky One
    Last Item Bought: Idk
    Last CD Played:Justin Bieber
    • Last Website:witty/tumblr/facebook/twitter
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: No
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: No
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: No
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass door:No
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: no
    5 Places You've Been To
    -South Africa
    -Miami
    -Barbados
    -New York
    -Canada
    4 Things
    You're Wearing: Clothes
    • You Did Last Night: Watched Tv
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: nothing
    • You Can't Live Without: Music and Justin Bieber
    3 People You Can tell anything to
    • My mum
    • Chloe
    • Leah
    2 Choice
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. hot or cold: Hot
    1 Love
    • what first love or someone you love:
    Dan

  9. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:55am UTC
    Caroline : Do you like me ?
    Harry : No !
    Caroline : WHAT !!!
    Harry : What is it ?
    Caroline : I thought you loved me ? :(
    Harry : You said like not love !
    Caroline : Do you love me ?
    Harry and Louis : No! Lol !

  10. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    She's not a saint and she's not what you think. She's an actress, whoa
    She's better known for the things that she does on the matress, whoa

  11. DemiBieber DemiBieber
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    0 faves= i'm ugly
    3 faves=i'm ok
    7 faves=i'm cute
    15 faves=i'm pretty
    25 faves= i'm beautiful
    30 faves= im breathtaking
    Repost this if your not afraid:)

  12. DemiBieber DemiBieber
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Who Needs
    Gangnam Style
    when you have
    Bieber Style!!??

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    I love when random people on here
    tell me I'm pretty or that they like my quotes.
    It just makes my day one hundred times better.

  14. DemiBieber DemiBieber
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    My earphones are
    what set me free
    from all the
    bullsh/t!

  15. DemiBieber DemiBieber
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    School is pointless! English?
    we speak it! History? they are
    dead, get over it! Math? we
    have calculators! Spanish? we
    have Dora!

  16. DemiBieber DemiBieber
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    2 hour movie, 30
    second s/x scene.
    Guess which part your
    parents walk in on...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. CuteGirl9 CuteGirl9
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    RE-POST AND ADD YOUR NAME BELOW; LET'S START A CHAIN REACTION TO STOP BULLYING;
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  19. CuteGirl9 CuteGirl9
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Wait for the boy who would do anything,
    to be your everything♥
    nmq

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    I'm going to start
    letting my boobs hang out, wear clothes that are too small, cheat and wear too much makeup. I should have a boyfriend within the week.

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