Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Elliexxx

Status: Loves louis Tomlinson mwah ! Xxxxxxxx

Member Since: 1 Oct 2012 11:53am

Last Seen: 24 Nov 2012 08:28am

Location: Sleeping at Sophie's ! Xxxxx

Gender: F

user id: 332791

104 Quotes
109 Favorites
18 Following
13 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

  1. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Don't break a boys heart he only has one...
    ...Break his bones he has 206 !

  2. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Don't ever try
    to
    judge me
    dude.
    You don't know
    what
    the f*** i've
    been through
    ~eminem

  3. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Most funny and random generator ever.
    Eye colour:
    Hazel: You licked
    Brown: You sat on
    Grey: You got undressed infront of
    Blue: You rubbed
    Green: You punched
    Other: You danced behind
    Birthday:
    January: a bird's foot
    February: a tree
    March: a random kid
    April: your teacher's armpit
    May: your crush
    June: your computer
    July: The Mona Lisa painting
    August: a lady at the shopping centre
    September: the bushes
    October: Witty Profiles
    November: YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR
    December: Poo
    Favourite Colour:
    Red: Because she was hot.
    Yellow: Because the world is a lonely place.
    Pink: Becuase Your dad was going fishing with Harry Styles and you weren't allowed to come.
    Green: Because a tree fell on your car
    Purple: Because your mum didn't give you biscuits for lunch.
    Orange: Because Steve added a quote about it.
    Blue: Becuase there was a flood coming.
    Black: Becuase the evil voice inside your head wouldn't shut up so the only way you could make it shut up was by doing that.
    Grey: Because your friends dared you to
    White: Because you had constipation
    Brown: Because you felt like it
    Other: Becuase your crush was hiding there
    Mines you sat on your computer coz your dad was goin fishing with Harry styles and u weren't allowed to come what's urs ?

  4. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:28am UTC
    Louis fact (11)
    When Niall and Louis were at
    a service station louis pulled
    Niall's pants down !

  5. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Louis fact (10)
    He's only made Harry cry twice
    giving him a wedgie and
    straightening his hair in his
    sleep !

  6. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Louis fact (9)
    his favourite band is the fray
    Whoever they are ? Xxx

  7. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Louis fact (8)
    he got excluded from
    school for showing his
    butt to a teacher !

  8. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Louis fact (7)
    He would fancy Harry if he were
    a girl !

  9. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Louis fact (6)
    He would deffo date a fan but
    they would have to be 17+ :(

  10. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Louis fact (5)
    after watching twilight breaking
    dawn he pretended to be
    Edward Cullen for the rest of the
    night !

  11. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Louis fact (4)
    the youngest girl he would date
    wouldnt be younger than 17
    ( guess I've got no chance :( )

  12. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Louis fact (3)
    he sings in up all night 1 min and
    30 seconds of solos xxxxxxx

  13. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Louis fact (2)
    he prefers girls who eat carrots maybe because they can see in the dark !? Xxxxx

  14. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Louis fact (1)
    He was born on the 24th December 1991 which makes him
    the eldest out of the boys xxxx

  15. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Y.O.L.O
    backwards= only
    losers obey yolo

  16. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    police : when's your
    birthday ?
    Ginger dude : 22nd
    february
    police : what year ?
    Ginger dude : every
    year

  17. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:55am UTC
    Caroline : Do you like me ?
    Harry : No !
    Caroline : WHAT !!!
    Harry : What is it ?
    Caroline : I thought you loved me ? :(
    Harry : You said like not love !
    Caroline : Do you love me ?
    Harry and Louis : No! Lol !

  18. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:49am UTC
    I used to be a normal person then one direction happened ! :D

  19. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:45am UTC
    People say you can't
    live without love .
    i think oxygen is more
    important ... - _ -

  20. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Swag swag swag on
    Lou Chillin by the fire
    while Niall's eating
    fondue Harry knows
    about me Liam knows
    about you So say hello
    To dj malik in ...
    3,2 flick!

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles