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  1. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 12:02am UTC
    My head says LIAM
    My body says HARRY
    My ears say LOUIS
    My eyes say ZAYN
    My heart says NIALL
    ...and this is why falling in love is so hard.

  2. carlisius carlisius
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    November 5, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    They don’t know how special you are.
    --------- They Don't Know About Us

  3. carlisius carlisius
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    November 5, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    They don’t know I've waited all my life
    Just to find a love that feels this right.
    ------- They Don't Know About Us
    One Direction

  4. carlisius carlisius
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    November 3, 2012 12:34am UTC
    kik me @carlisius peoples im bored and lonely

  5. carlisius carlisius
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    November 2, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Why not?
    I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
    paragraph in my comment box on my
    profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
    this on and see who the nicest guy is on
    Witty. See what guy can actually write a
    paragraph that will suprise you

  6. carlisius carlisius
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    October 29, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    You'll never love yourself
    Half as much as I love you
    You'll never treat yourself right darlin'
    But I want you to
    If I let you know
    I'm here for you
    Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you

  7. carlisius carlisius
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    October 29, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    OH. MY. GOD.
    My school just got the day off on Wednesday to go to the Giants parade.
    If any of you live under a rock, they just won the baseball World Series!

  8. carlisius carlisius
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    October 29, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    OH MY GAWD!!!!
    I just gave a real life friend my witty name. Any wittian will know that that is a serious step in any relationship, lol.
    AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    but seriously, follow her cuz she's awesome.
    username is: lostinmyself

  9. carlisius carlisius
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    There's plenty of men to die, don't jump your turn.
    ----"Rox in the Box" The Decemberists

  10. carlisius carlisius
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    October 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    *me before marrying someone*
    okay...here're some interviews and video diaries, see the blonde one? Practice his accent. Here's some blue contacts, don't let me see you without them. Now bleach your hair and learn to play guitar. Whenever I ask you to sing to me, discreetly play these recordings, aaaaaand...I now christen you Niall Horan II.

  11. carlisius carlisius
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    October 23, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    "How many lives will I lose on the battlefield?"
    --- Jamiroquai, 'Hot Tequila Brown"

  12. carlisius carlisius
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    October 22, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Have I been strong for long enough?
    Is now the time to cry?

  13. carlisius carlisius
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    October 22, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    "Girl the music sounds so good when you're moving."
    --- One Direction, 'Another World'

  14. carlisius carlisius
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    October 21, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Spanish Teacher: What languages do you know of?
    Other People: French, German, Chinese, Russian, Italian, etc.
    Me: I'm actually quite good at Dentist

  15. carlisius carlisius
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    October 21, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I swear! I do have friends. Meet my laptop, Mr. Karl, and my iPod, Steve.

  16. carlisius carlisius
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    October 20, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Today I got in a fight with my dad about his girlfriend Ashley. I probably would have cut if my brother hadn't been there to hug me. I FEEL SO WEAK. It's happening. My friend who is a recovering self-harmer saw my first cut and told me to stop, that it would become uncontrollable. I've made a second cut since then and I'm scared that there will be a thIRD and fourth and fifth and so on. HELP ♥

  17. carlisius carlisius
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    October 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    - After parents day -
    Grandma: All, those girls they were too peppy...like typical...
    Me: ...cheerleaders?
    Grandma: Yes. And the way they were dressed...
    Me: What was wrong with it?
    Grandma: *shaking head* It's really not fair to the poor teenage boys. I mean, from what I remember, no young man with those hormones would EVER be able to resist young women in that apparel.
    Me: *facepalm*

  18. carlisius carlisius
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    October 17, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Honestly...
    The only reason I don't cut is because I don't know how to hide the scars.
    The only reason I'm not anorexic is because I have no self-control.
    The only reason I'm not bulemic is because it would turn my teeth brown.
    and when I hear stories that are meant as warnings about people who have dropped to 85 pounds, I cry and cry and hate myself for not being those three things.

  19. carlisius carlisius
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    October 14, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    If you're feeling down, listen to "All the Same" by Sick Puppies

  20. carlisius carlisius
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    October 14, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Steve: Let's just adopt a purple dinosaur!

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