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  1. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Bucket List #40
    Create ice cream flavor. Call it "Get over Him."

  2. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    I wish I was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things

  3. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    mkay
    so if i have the ballz to actually do this then you will def see me in
    Season 8 of Americas Got Talent...
    pray for me?
    #scaredshitless


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  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 9:05am UTC
    I'm doing a little survey
    Fave if you're in high school
    Comment if you're in middle school


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  7. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you are reading this, God is testing you so repost this and he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life, if you believe in him repost♥
    - i really need this.


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  10. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    From what I've learned, if you're a nice guy on Witty, that automatically means you're fake.
    And if you're a real, honest guy on Witty, that automatically means you're an @sshole and nobody wants you and you should kill yourself.
    Ha, charming people.

  11. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I was raised to be a gentleman, not to be an
    @sshole to girls for my own entertainment.
    It aint even that hard.


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  13. kenzie_98 kenzie_98
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Like this and i'll post a name on your profile that sounds good with yours

  14. KaleidoscopeKate KaleidoscopeKate
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    I find it odd
    that you girls on witty are so against girls being called ugly because they're fat.
    But if a girl (( wears too much make up, looks orange, or is skinny, )) you call her ugly.
    Isn't that just as bad as calling someone who is fat ugly?
    Don't you all see? it's an opinion but you guys, yeah you're all just
    a bunch of hypocrites

  15. c_simpson143 c_simpson143
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Personally, I prefer the natural look.
    But if you're into the whole "Crayola Explosion" thing, that's cool too..
    NMF / NMQ

  16. xXAnnaXx xXAnnaXx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Wittians As Moms #2
    *kids sleeping*
    Us: Honey wake up! It's 11:11, you need to make a wish!
    Our kids: Mom, I was sleeping
    Us: Uh oh, it's 11:12, you missed it!
    Our kids:
    Us:
    Our Kids:
    Us:
    Our kids:
    Us: Aren't you gonna, like, flip a table or something?
    -my quote. should i keep up the series?

  17. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq

  18. thatrollingturd thatrollingturd
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    ❒ Taken
    ❒ Single
    ✔ dropping out of society to live among cats.


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  20. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
    Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
    I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
    Please help!

:)

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