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tylerr
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February 21, 2012 1:07am UTC

parents: these are the best years of your life!
me: wait what it gets worse

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tylerr
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February 11, 2012 10:30pm UTC

scientist: the average person spends 13 hours online per week
me: lol

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tylerr
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February 12, 2012 7:53pm UTC

parents: why did you-
me: because yolo

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Mason
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January 28, 2012 4:19am UTC

i hate it when i meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude.

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cujo*
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January 28, 2012 8:19am UTC

If someday we all go to prison for downloading music,
I just hope they split us by the music genre!

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graciiexbaybayyx3
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January 29, 2012 1:24am UTC

you make me feel worthless.

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s4vannah
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January 29, 2012 1:17am UTC

haha, why can't i just be dead already.

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Hopelessromantic12
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January 29, 2012 1:11am UTC

I won't give up on us.

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swagginitup96
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January 29, 2012 1:11am UTC

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ To ugly, To fat, To dumb. Not good enough for anyone.

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marie1616
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January 29, 2012 1:14am UTC

Three words
Eight letters
Say it & I’m yours;
I GOT FOOD.
-Tumblr

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jakefromstatefarm
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January 27, 2012 1:58pm UTC

i should've tried harder, i know.

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jakefromstatefarm
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:20pm UTC

WE COULD STILL
belong together.

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Alexinwonderland
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January 28, 2012 1:57am UTC

"Do you have any friends?" "Pfft, please. I have all 10 seasons."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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gigi58
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January 28, 2012 1:59am UTC

HANDSANITIZER- Helps you discover paper cuts you didn't know you had.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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January 28, 2012 1:59am UTC

Why I don't like people: 1%: Logical reason. 99%: I just don't...

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BlackButterflies
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January 28, 2012 1:44am UTC

To be honest, I'm nowhere near as okay as most people believe I am.

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