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  1. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    "Hey, have you herd that joke that they don't tell dumb people?"
    "No"

    f a v e i f y o u g e t i t

  2. xsimplyquotesx xsimplyquotesx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:53am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When the weirdest kid in school has a boyfriend/girlfriend and your still forever single.. </3

  3. x3TheStoryOfUs x3TheStoryOfUs
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:11pm UTC
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  4. kaerottina kaerottina
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    Those butterflies
    in your stomach
    when you get a text from
    him.

  5. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    "YOUR SHIRT IS SOOO CUTE!
    WHERE'D YOU GET IT?!?"
    WHY?
    so you can go out and buy the exact same one?
    -_-

  6. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    A friend of mine said
    "Onions are the only food that can make you cry."
    That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.

  7. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    What you think
    when your mom
    leaves you in
    the shopping
    line to get
    something:
    ❒ No worries she'll come
    back soon
    ✔ HOLY SH*T WHAT IF
    SHE DOESN'T GET
    BACK IN TIME AND THE PERSON ASKS ME
    TO PAY

  8. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    WHEN THE MUSIC VIDEO
    doesn't have anything to do with the song or lyrics.
    ♥♥♥

  9. eeevvvaaaxxxooo eeevvvaaaxxxooo
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    August 1, 2011 11:52pm UTC
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  11. xoCaitlynxo xoCaitlynxo
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 1:53am UTC
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  12. hockeylovexx3 hockeylovexx3
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 1:53am UTC
    Don't threaten me with what you think I feel.
    If you could read my mind, you'd be in tears.
    Heartless-A Day To Remember

  13. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 1:53am UTC
    That moment
    When your reading something & your singing it instead of reading it normal.

  14. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Sometimes, that girl who seems
    so strong, who never lets what
    people say bother her,
    who smiles & laughs
    with her friends, is
    really the girl who deep
    down, is falling to pieces .

  15. paulinacheer12 paulinacheer12
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:33am UTC
    Today,
    I found out that 'Made in China' stickers are made in Korea.♥

  16. cheerbabeforlife cheerbabeforlife
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:34am UTC
    I just want one guy to look at me and think, "Wow, she's beautiful."

  17. CravingCarol CravingCarol
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    July 27, 2011 1:34am UTC
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  19. hope* hope*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:55am UTC
    I WANT TO BE IN A FLASH MOB.

  20. jocelynn006 jocelynn006
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 12:37am UTC
    IM CURIOUS !
    SO, favorite if your a righty.
    Comment if your a lefty.

:)

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