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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Boy: Hey!
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: I really like you
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: Okay... I love you.
*Girl still doesn't say anything*
Boy: I never want to let you go...
*Girl remains silent*
*Boy kisses girl*
*Boy eats girl*
The moral of the story is... the girl was Doritos the whole time.

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demons*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Me: *Shaves legs*
Me: *sits there for 20 minutes stroking smooth legs*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:12pm UTC

O_O
i see you read this quote
i see you scrolling along
i see you getting annoyed
i see you not faving this
just know that I see you
O_O

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I typed an essay
in Word about Bugs Bunny, I then saved it as "Whats Up.doc"

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britany*
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Friend: Glee is so stupid.
Me:
Brittany S. Peirce:
Mr.Schuster:
Santana:
Ryder Lynn:
Mercedes:
Artie:
Puck:
Lord Tubbington:
Cop: So, she just ran into your knife?
Me: Yes sir, she ran into my knife, she ran into my knife 10 times.
Stranger walking by: SHE HAD IT COMING

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:32pm UTC

you never really know someone until
you play Uno with them and the mother/cker hits you with a Draw Four.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 4:40pm UTC

I think a lot of overeweight girls are hypocrites.
I'm naturally skinny, I eat what I want
,
I don't starve myself, and I'm beautiful.
So why are you allowed to love your 'curves'
but I can't love my 'bones'?
Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic, but
wrong for me to call you fat?
If you tell me to 'gain weight' how come I
can't tell you to lose weight?
If you can feel beautiful for being big, then I
can feel beautiful being small. Get over it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

christmas is so close i can almost
smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:16pm UTC

I hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend, like to buy the best valentines day gift, or to always text back, or to pay for every dinner. i mean seriously, if you're my boyfriend, we can just make out and eat chinese food. i don't care.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Whenever i take a drink and miss my mouth,
i sit there with a wet chin and contemplate every failure i’ve had in life.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:19am UTC

Boys who sing awkwardly to
make you laugh
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:25pm UTC

harry potter: why don't you have a nose?
he who must not be named:
dumbledore:
harry potter:
he who must not be named:
dumbledore: oh my god harry, you can't just ask people why they have no nose.

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cocobananasxx
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Nothing says regret
Like the email adresses you made as a kid

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Think about it.
If someone keeps hurting you, don’t ask yourself
‘Why are they doing this to me?’
Ask yourself
‘Why am I letting them do this to me?’
There’s a difference.
Be the wiser and mature person and realize
what’s best for you and let go.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Find someone.
Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit
that they miss you.
Someone who knows that you’re not perfect,
but treats you as if you are.
Someone who’s biggest fear is losing you.
One who gives their heart completely.
Someone who says I love you and means it.
Last but not least,
find someone who wouldn’t mind
waking up with you in the morning,
seeing you in wrinkles and your gray hair,
but still falls for you all over again...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 4:13pm UTC

I hate the feeling you get
before you cry.
You can see the tears starting to form in your eyes.
Your throat gets that sore throat feeling.
You have to control your breathing.
Your cheeks start to get a little pink.
At that point, you have to decide whether or not you should cry.
Because once a person asks what’s wrong,
you know the tears are going to start flowing
and there’s no way to stop it from happening...

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:09pm UTC

when you're in class and playing with
your pen and it decides to have a mind of its own and flies across the room.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:28pm UTC

biggest lie of all time: the doctor will be with you in a few minutes.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Shout out to the teachers
Who make you watch a movie
With no question sheet

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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