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April 16, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Is this strange? When I was 5 I thought that a bellybutton was called a peanutbutton, and I would yell at anyone who said it wasn't.

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budcool
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April 9, 2013 6:12pm UTC

Ugh! My cat keeps farting! My room smells like a litter box!

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April 9, 2013 4:28pm UTC

It's Hard To Fly Like An Eagle When You're Surrounded By Turkeys

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budcool
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March 19, 2013 8:18am UTC

Lazy people stuff #1239864501968
I bet you were too lazy to read that number

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budcool
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March 10, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Dog spelled backwords is God

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budcool
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March 9, 2013 9:53am UTC

Let's make an agreement
I'M RIGHT!

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March 8, 2013 10:14am UTC

Don't You Worry Your Pretty Little Mind, People Throw Rocks At Things That Shine

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budcool
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February 26, 2013 12:11pm UTC

Me and my bff aren't sisters because god couldn't handle us if we were :D

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budcool
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February 23, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Lets all be honest here when we first joined Witty we all were confused about what NMF meant

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budcool
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February 14, 2013 7:58pm UTC

ok my teck ed teacher was lecturing us today about wearing goggles when we're sanding stuff and cutting stuff so he made up a story to try to scare us so we would always wear them. here it is
there once was a boy named Ben about 4 years ago and the valentines dance was coming up and he was cutting wood and sanding wood without goggles and a big piece of wood got stuck in his eye and wouldn't come out. They brought him to the hospital and he had to get his eye removed. so they removed his eye but his family was on a tight budget and couldn't affored to get a glass eye so he made one out of wood. he painted it and put it on. when he went back to school all the kids there made fun of him and called him woodeye. no girl would go near him and he was really lonley. the valintines dance was in 2 days and no one would go with him. Then he rememerd a girl named Nichole who had a huge giant nose and no guys would go near her. he decided that the only person who he would have a chance to go to the dance with was her. so he went up to her at lunch and said "Hi N-Nichole would you m-maybe go t-to the dance w-with me?"
Nichole was shocked that anyone would ask her that she had to make sure she wan't hearing things "Would i?" she said and then Ben got really mad cause he thought she was making fun of him and yelled "SHUT UP BIG NOSE!" and ran off.
I know this isn't real but now i wont go anywhere near a pointy object without goggles

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budcool
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February 12, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Random stuff #11
When you die your hair still grows for a couple more weeks!!

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February 11, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Random stuff #10
in a life time a person walks around the equater 5 times!

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February 11, 2013 6:41pm UTC

We could be a beutiful, miracle, unbelevabe instead of just invisable
-Talor Swift

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budcool
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February 5, 2013 6:23pm UTC

never bite the hand that feeds you
pays the electricity bill

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budcool
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February 5, 2013 5:00pm UTC

every guy is gross until you like one
some one at my school made this up i thought it was funny

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budcool
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January 28, 2013 3:30pm UTC

You know your life is bad when your dog
understands
you more than people do

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January 19, 2013 10:19pm UTC

my little cousin who is only four: "Sarah, how are babies made?"
me: "uhhh... from magical unicorns"
True story

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January 19, 2013 9:46pm UTC

me listing to a katy perry song:
katy perry: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"
me: "no..... can't say i have"
katy perry: "Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?"
me: "nope never"
katy perry: "Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin"
me: "i wish!"
katy perry:"Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?"
me: "WHO RAISED YOU WOLVES?!?!?!?"

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budcool
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January 14, 2013 8:09pm UTC

me: *tells a joke to my bff*
me: 'i am HAlarious! see what i did there? like i laugh hahahaha"
bff: "you dont laugh like that"
me: "i should!"
20 minutes later....
friend: *makes funny joke*
me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
me: "better?"
bff: "yep :D"

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budcool
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January 14, 2013 8:05pm UTC

teacher: "how old are you?"
me: "14......"
me: "how old are you?"
teacher: "non of your buisness! your so rude how dare you?????!!!!"
me: "you just aked me how old i was!"
teacher: "that was different!"
me: "good cause i lied about my age!"
im really 14 and a quarter! HA HA HA! IM SO EVIL!

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