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  1. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    There's this guy...

  2. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 11:27am UTC
    "Don't judge me"
    Ok i wont judge you for looks or what clothes you wear or if you're rich or not but i will judge you on you're personality and what you do.

  3. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Me: Eats a lot
    Parents: "Your too fat stop eating"
    Me: stops eating
    Parents: "You need to eat more or you'll be anerexic
    Me: Wears girly clothes
    Parents: "Stop being such a diva!"
    Me: Wears boy clothes
    Parents: "Are you becoming transgender!?"
    Me: talks a lot
    Parents: "Shut up you talk way to much
    Me: stops talking
    Parents: Whats wrong? do you have deppresion?
    Me: goes outside to play with friends
    parents: "I don't want you hanging out with those people anymore"
    Me: Stays inside
    Parents "stop being inside so much go play with your friends!"
    There is no way to please them

  4. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    inviting a someone for a birthday party
    10% because they're your friend
    90% because they invited you to theirs

  5. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    I just got home from a 2 week horse back riding camp :D on the last day we were supposed to put on a horse show for out parents. One of my friends at camp was riding a tall horse for the show. I was supposed to ride that horse but i decided i wanted to ride a smaller horse for the show at the last minute. She was supposed to do a rouitne with the horse for the show: trot around the ring once then canter over some jumps. She just started cantering when she lost control of the horse and the horse almost ran into the metal fence, but at the last minute the horse bucked and she flew off the horse and hit her head on the metal fence and landed on her wrist. she was wearing a helmet so she didn't die, but she broke her wrist and she almost died... what if the helmet didn't fit her and fell off when she got bucked off? she would have died! i was using a helmet that was too big for me.... i would've been riding that horse and gotten bucked off and probley would've died if i didn't change my mind...

  6. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    OH MY GOD!!! STEVE FAVORITED ONE
    OF MY QUOTES!!!!!!!

  7. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Balloons are so weird like... "Happy birthday! Here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

  8. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Does anyone else miss the days when # actually meant number?

  9. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Friend on witty: Hey wat up?
    me: Just chillin' with my burger.. you know

  10. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:25am UTC
    I hope Apple doesn't make an i pod touch for kids because 'i touch kids'
    just isn't right

  11. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 9:25am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I wonder what the first
    women on her period
    thought
    Like, Holy sh/t! Get me a french fry, I'm a ketchup dispencer!

  12. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
    Gale: Hey, what up girl?
    Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
    Gale: Let's go!
    Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    Katniss: 'Cause when i leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
    The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
    Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
    Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
    Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
    Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
    Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
    Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
    The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
    Katniss: Tonight Imma fight
    Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
    Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is a clock!
    The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
    Snow: Oh oh, uh oh, oh oh, uh oh

  13. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    People are like constipation: they're both stuck up and need to be unplugged

  14. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Follow me. :)

  15. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    pooping
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...

  16. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:19am UTC
    This Quote Doesn't Exist
    Okay... So Maybe It Does

  17. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Life Question: Who Let The Dog's Out?

  18. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Did you know when you shout 'Bloody Mary' in the bathroom at 3:00 a.m.... your parents will
    come in and tell you to SHUT UP

  19. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    Never is just Ever with an N

  20. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:20pm UTC
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    Dear Teacher,
    My Daghter Sarah Will Not Be Able To Do Her Homework Because She Is Too Awesome.
    Sincerly,
    Sarah's Mom
    I made this note myself, and gave it to my teacher. She called my parents when I got home. I picked up the phone :D

:)

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