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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:57am UTC

friends quote #10
chandler: I got her machine.
joey: Her answering machine?
chandler: No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:47am UTC

friends quote #9
joey: Well, I kinda had a dream about Monica...but I don't wanna talk about it.
chandler: Hey, what if Martin Luther King had said that? "I kinda had a dream...but I don't wanna talk about it"?

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:44am UTC

friends quote #8
rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
ross: Yeah, sure.
rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
phoebe: No thanks, I've already seen one.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:36am UTC

friends quote #7
joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's the greatest actress since...since sliced bread!
chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful lady MacBeth.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:32am UTC

friends quote #6
ross: (leaning over talking to rachel's stomach) I can't wait to play with you all day and to hear your first words.
phoebe: Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
rachel: He's talking to the baby!
phoebe: Oh, that's good, because when I heard "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy, that's a trick!"

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:25am UTC

friends quote #5
rachel: Wha...married?
ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
rachel: What, because that's your answer to everything?

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bubblesneo331
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June 30, 2012 5:38pm UTC

friends quote #4
rachel: I know. I know, but 'yknow, condoms only work like 97% of the time.
ross: What? What? What? Well, they should put that on the box!
rachel: They do!
ross: No they don't! (Runs to his room and comes back with a box of condoms) Well, they should put it in huge black letters!

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bubblesneo331
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June 30, 2012 5:34pm UTC

friends quote #3
rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

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bubblesneo331
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June 30, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Friends quotes #2
ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 5:12pm UTC

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 12:56am UTC

What I see when I type in "w" to my URL link:
w
http://wityprofiles.com/
http://wtityprofiles.com/
http://wttyprofiles.com/
http://wittyprofiles.cm/
http://witttyprofiles.com/
And then after about 74,483 typo websites,
there's http://wittyprofiles.com

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC

When I was a kid;
Miranda Cosgrove was Megan, not Carly
Jerry Trainor was Crazy Steve, not Spencer
Victoria Justice was Lola, not Tori
and kids networks were actually good.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 6:52pm UTC

I'm forced to fake
a smile, a laugh
every day of my life.
My heart can't possibly break
when it wasn't even full to start with.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Dear guys,
You ask me to make a sandwich,
I will spit in it.
Sincerely, I'm not your maid

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 10:43am UTC

Me: He asked her to 69.
Guy friend: What's that mean?
Me: What do you think 69 means?
Guy friend: A number between 68 and 70.
Me: ...

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Directioners
Teacher: One-
You: Thing!
Teacher: No, one-
You: Direction!
Teacher:Tell me-
You: A lie!
Teacher You don't know-
You: You're beautiful!
Teacher: Get out-
You: Get out, get out of my head!
♥
nmf/partially my quote

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Did anyone else notice
that sometimes it says
"Remove from faves"
and sometimes it says
"Unfave"?
Just me?

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC

That amazi ng moment when you realize
you are you. :)
Smile, beautiful. it looks good.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 3:55pm UTC

today, i was talking to my best guy friend.
and i said, "I don't see the point in guys tucking a girl's hair behind her ear..."
and he said,
"it's because we don't want her to hide her face under her hair, we want to see her gorgeous face."

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 10:13am UTC

Today is the
100 year anniversary
of the sinking of
the Titanic
fave for those who were lost
and will never be forgotten.

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