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  1. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Happy 20th birthday
    Selena Gomez

    format credit to OneDirection

  2. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    friends quote #46
    monica: The pool table's open. Rack 'em up. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
    chandler: Okay, but after that, we're shooting some pool.

  3. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    friends quote #45
    chandler: I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y...I just spelled the wrong words, didn't I?

  4. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist.
    Problem?

  5. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    i t h i n k i t s u n h e a l t h y h o w much I l i k e y o u .
    nmf

  6. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    friends quote #44
    monica: chandler! why all of a sudden do you want to play strip poker?
    chandler: I think because of margaritas three, four and nine.

  7. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:21pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    friends quote #42
    pete: I'm telling you, there will come a day when kids will be arguing over who would win a fight, me or Superman. I'm not saying I could beat Spiderman, but, you know, kids are stupid.

  9. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    friends quote #41
    rachel: ross, phoebe is my girl friend. we tell each other everything, you know? I mean, come on! guys do the same thing! what about all that locker room stuff?
    ross: that's different, okay? that's like, uh, who dated a stripper? or who did it on the back of the Staten Island ferry?
    rachel: both of those joey?
    ross: yeah.

  10. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    friends quote #40
    chandler: Veronica! look, it's gotta be Veronica! The girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
    monica: that was me.
    chandler: Oh...look, when I get drinking, sometimes I get overly friendly and I'm sorry.
    monica: That's okay.
    rachel: That's alright.
    ross: That's okay.

  11. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    friends quote #39
    cookie: hey, what do we got to drink over here?
    phoebe: oh, cranberry juice and vodka.
    cookie: no kidding! that's the exact same drink I made myself after I shot my husband!
    phoebe: k, I don't know how to talk to you.

  12. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:11am UTC
    friends quote #38
    phoebe: so please, please, please don't say anything to Chandler.
    joey: you want me to lie to Chandler?
    phoebe: is that a problem?
    joey: no.

  13. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:09am UTC
    friends quote #37
    joey: oh, by the way, before I forget: to work in soap operas, some of you are going to have to become much more attractive.

  14. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:37am UTC
    friends quote #36
    ross: I think my marriage is over.
    phoebe: what? why?
    ross: 'cause Carol's a lesbian.
    phoebe: what!?
    ross: and I'm not one. And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation.

  15. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    friends quote #35
    chandler: so I'm not gonna lose her?
    rachel: oh, honey, you're not a total loser!
    chandler: i said "so I'm not gonna lose her"!
    rachel: ...oh.

  16. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    friends quote #34
    ross: you know what? it's fine. if you're okay with the Barbie thing, so am I.
    (scene changes)
    ross: give Daddy the Barbie. give me the Barbie. don't you want to play with a monster truck? no? okay, how about a dino soldier?

  17. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    friends quote #33
    joey: the casting director doesn't talk to friends. she only talks to agents.
    phoebe: what a sad little life she must lead.

  18. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    friends quote #32
    chandler: okay, it's official. there are no good movies out.
    janice: so let's go to a bad one and make out.

  19. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    friends quote #31
    phoebe: oh, what do you know? there goes my identical twin sister, just walking along, looking like me!

  20. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    friends quote #30
    phoebe: what? he's not still following her! you think he's still following her?
    chandler: pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order.

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