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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 4:09pm UTC

I have always wondered
if anyone notices me, when I’m walking
or doing something.
I wonder if I make someone else’s heart skip a beat,
that someone who wants to talk to me
or if someone falls asleep at night
while thinking about me.
Someone who appreciates my existence.
I just wonder.

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capsized*
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December 31, 2012 4:16pm UTC

go have the yolo night but don't forget "dalad"
"don't act like a dumbαss"
HAPPY NEW YEARS :)

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capsized*
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December 31, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Dub step is like a handsy guy. Some know how to wub you in all the right places when others just wub you the wrong way

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capsized*
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January 1, 2013 2:28am UTC

you guys are all so cute with your
"Oh, I haven't showered since last year."
"Oh, I haven't talked to you guys since last year." "Oh, I remember 2012 like it was yesterday."
jokes. But I've heard all of these jokes for the past ten years. I think it's time for some new ones.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 12:24pm UTC

There's gonna be a whole fᴜck ton of babies being born 9 months from now.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 12:19am UTC

Maybe your d*ck is so small because you took 3/4ths of it and shoved it into your personality.
nmq

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 12:28am UTC

You talked to me. I smiled. I laughed, and everything I ever hated about you was forgotten in an instant.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 12:33am UTC

I heard you and your boyfriend broke up, and that you'll never love again...
Being 12 must be so hard.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 12:39am UTC

Him: You're pretty
Me: Thanks.
Him: I wish there was something between us.
Me: Me too.
Him: Oh yeah? Like what?
Me: A brick wall.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:46pm UTC

❝You weren't just a star to me, you were the whole
damn sky.❞

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:42pm UTC

゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜
I want to punch you in the face
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Daaaaamn girrrrl!
Are you a smoke detector cause
you’re annoying and won’t shut the f*ck up

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 11:23pm UTC

So rumor has it that Channing tatum is going to be a dad, which is weird since I didn’t even know I was pregnant

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loveyou67000
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Does anyone else miss the old Witty where the top quotes had over 200 favs, when it was a place to read funny quotes and a place to vent. I miss that Witty and I want it back.

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smilingsadly1
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Hot guy: No?
Me: well, you do now.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:45pm UTC

What I love most?
His smile.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:54am UTC

what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
sucks

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DonggaBieber
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 11:34pm UTC

On a scale of 1 to Gibby,
How stupid are you ??
Follow for a follow :)

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Loveis20
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure.
And who in the hell would pick trash over thier treasure!?!

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Purplepandas
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December 22, 2012 11:23am UTC

That awkward moment when you leave
the shop without buying anything and all
you can think is 'act natural. you're
innocent'

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