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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I want to get hurt,
    I know must of you are probably thinking "WHAT??! Why??!"
    but I have a good reason, just listen.
    I want to get hurt.
    A car accident, anything.
    I want to get injured enough to wind up in the hospital,
    just to see if anyone would come to see if I am okay.
    And I'd pretend to be sleeping or dying,
    so in case anyone actually did come,
    they would sit at the edge of my bed,
    crying,
    and tell me everything.
    I want to hear everything they have ever thought of me,
    How they really feel,
    if they are sorry for anything.
    I just want to know the truth.
    And I want to know who truly cares about me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Accepting the fact
    that you're just too awesome for everyone to handle

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    and everytime i see you
    i fall in love all over again.
    f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    am I the only one
    who wishes that i could dance like the kids on dance moms?

  8. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    When I first get my new phone: Place it very gently on my bed avoiding all possible damage.
    One month later: Standing in the other room while I chuck it through the doorway, bounce it off a chair hoping it lands on my bed and doesn't hit the dog.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    That annoying moment when
    the teacher picks a slow reader to read out the passage.

  10. strawbunny99 strawbunny99
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    If...
    I get 50 faves- I'll talk to him
    If...
    I get 100 faves- I'll ask him to hang out
    If...
    I get 200 faves- I'll ask him out
    And if...
    I get 500 faves- I'll do each one everyday until he says yes
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE

  11. RaeBaby123 RaeBaby123
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Hey guess what?
    10 faves; I'll tell my friends how I like him again.
    15 faves; I'll randomly message him on facebook.
    50 faves; I'll tell him that I like him .
    Kgo .

  12. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Admit it
    we all tried to keep a diary, and failed.

  13. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    fave & comment on this quote
    & i will write something on your profile that makes you smile.
    i promise.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    so, since gay people come out of the closet,
    Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    My hands won't stop shaking,
    I drop the smile I've been faking,
    The tears won't stop flowing,
    It's about time I get going.
    Why can't I just say
    Good-bye?

  16. famous_13 famous_13
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I'm sexy & I know it.
    No. You're slutty and you blow it.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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  18. mackenziegrace9 mackenziegrace9
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Me: YAY, I finally have 8 favorites on my quote!!!
    Person who's Witty famous: YAY finally reached 5,000 favs on my quote!!!
    Fav this if you aren't witty famous

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    (. ,)-(_-D_)==j
    Planking on Witty.

  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:39pm UTC
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