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  1. lovetolaugh lovetolaugh
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    &it 's hard to swim
    in a world so shallow.

    nmf.
    nmf.mfasdfjkl

  2. queenphoto queenphoto
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Please
    Pray for my mom. She is overwhelmed with stress she hyper venalities every 10 minutes she is dizzy can barely walk falls asleep all the time forgets things. & it’s scarring me. I can’t leave my life asking myself, “Will my mom die today?” or “Will my mom live long enough to see me graduate?” Guys please I BEG you pray for her. I love her to much to let her go away I want to die before she will, because I couldn’t live without my mom. If I get this to the top quotes I will show my mom and show her that a lot of witty people love her & don't want her go.

  3. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. egrebs egrebs
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    YOLO
    YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

  6. jkgirly102 jkgirly102
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:15am UTC
    ATTENTION:
    It can be worse.
    You're not dead.

  7. stephismagical stephismagical
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 10:15pm UTC
    A simple hello
    From the girl to the boy
    At the local pool
    On a day to enjoy.
    She had sunshine hair
    And blue, gorgeous eyes
    He wore faded jeans
    Not like other guys.
    They talked for some time
    Then swam in the pool
    Being just nine
    So they met during school.
    They ran around the playground
    And fought in the sand
    They looked at the clouds
    Only they'd understand.
    Middle school started
    So did cheating and drugs
    They both held on tight
    Through talking and hugs.
    The girl parted away
    Started wearing makeup
    He started skating
    A long and sad breakup.
    Four years came near
    He missed her, he did
    High school was here
    Now he wasn't a kid.
    They shared words and secrets
    They walked to the park
    They were still best friends
    An innocent spark.
    Graduation day was here
    She was valedictorian
    She was off to school
    To be a historian.
    He didn't want to let her go
    So they went to college
    It was nice of him
    She had to acknowledge.
    Summer was here
    A break from school
    They drove sixty miles
    To go to the pool.
    She had sunshine hair
    And blue, pretty eyes
    He wore faded jeans
    Not like other guys.
    They talked for some time
    Then swam in the pool
    Then he kneeled to the ground
    A ring with a jewel.
    We are happy, we are
    Got married ago
    I remember it all from
    A simple hello.

  8. xCammie xCammie
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 12:18am UTC
    My grandpa has cancer and could die any minute now.
    Press the ♥ if you care.

  9. KatieStokerxx KatieStokerxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    REAL EYES
    REALIZE
    REAL LIES.

  10. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Pretending to die
    in front of your pet,,
    to see if it tries to save you ...

  11. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    listening to someone's story and thinking;
    lie lie lie lie

  12. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 9:02am UTC
    if i was a teacher ;
    i would try to figure out who had a crush on who
    & make sure they were always paired up \\ ♥

  13. Kirstyx33 Kirstyx33
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 1:48am UTC
    'I hate my mother'
    long but worth reading.
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥
    -newspaper story

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