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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. tybrady tybrady
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    One day,
    when I was a freshman in high school,
    I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
    His name was Kyle.
    It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
    I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?
    He must really be a nerd.'
    I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
    As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
    They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.
    His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him...
    He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes
    My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
    As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.'
    They really should get lives.
    ' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
    There was a big smile on his face.
    It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
    I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
    As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before..
    He said he had gone to private school before now.
    I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
    We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.
    He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
    I asked him if he wanted to play a little football
    with my friends
    He said yes.
    We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
    Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.
    I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!
    ' He just laughed and handed me half the books...
    Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..
    When we were seniors we began to think about college.
    Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
    I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never
    be a problem..
    He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship..
    Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
    < I teased him all the time about being a nerd..
    He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
    I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak
    Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
    He looked great.
    He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.
    He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
    He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
    Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
    Today was one of those days.
    I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
    So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'
    He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.
    ' Thanks,' he said.
    As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began
    'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.
    Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends....
    I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.
    I am going to tell you a story.'
    I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
    first day we met.
    He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.
    He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
    He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.
    'Thankfully, I was saved.
    My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable..'
    I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
    I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
    Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
    Never underestimate the power of your actions..
    With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
    For better or for worse....
    God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.
    Look for God in others.
     ///////////////////////
    y

  3. tybrady tybrady
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 11:25am UTC
    taylor gang or die.

  4. moneyoverbxtches moneyoverbxtches
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    attention all witty sisters,
    i need ALLLL of your help.
    I'm 16 going on 17 in November,
    and my mother and father give me no freedom whatsoever.
    The only places i can go are to my families house
    &' even then i get into trouble.
    I have the priviledges of an 11 year old.
    Now this is what i need from you;
    i Need you to fave this if you're over the age of eleven and have
    more priviledges then me. or fave this to show my mother and father
    they need to loosen up on me and let me do stuff with my own friends,
    i want you to comment this and tell me what kind of priviledges you have,
    what you do to gain them,
    and what punishments you get when you get in trouble.
    PLEASE WITTY GIRLS, I REALLLY NEED YOU RIGHT NOW ):
    Remember, we need to support eachother here and give eachother helping hands.

  5. surfchic03 surfchic03
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    February 21, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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  6. Abbey_Hilton Abbey_Hilton
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    February 21, 2011 9:02pm UTC
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  7. DrBenDover DrBenDover
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    February 21, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Maybe i f I'm lay i ng under my
    cover s and not respond i ng t o you,
    I' 'm t r y i n g t o s l e e p .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. ddquotes ddquotes
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    WANNA HEAR A JOKE ?
    Your Girlfriend

  10. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Today, I found out that in Alabama, it is illegal to flick boogers into the wind. Interesting.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    APPLEBOTTOM JEANS!
    -->> Favorite if you just said "boots with the fur" <<--

    notmyformat.

  13. sweetstar1 sweetstar1
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    February 21, 2011 10:40am UTC
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  15. pricetag911 pricetag911
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:02am UTC
    At the store
    *oh crap, where's my mom? stay cool, stay cool*
    By Soleilsweeti

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