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yuzermali
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January 15, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Today it was so cold I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
o.o
IM JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE

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sammy*
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January 15, 2013 9:08pm UTC

"Do you understand the difference between like & love?
Yeah, you like me.
I love you.

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MissTomlinson
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January 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC

What if our One Direction posters have tiny cameras in them,
so the boys can see what we're doing...?

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lovecrazy
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January 15, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Everyone hates that stupid kid in class that never raises their hand to read, but always corrects someone when they pronounce a word incorrectly.
I am that kid.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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chocolate_lover
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 9:54pm UTC

how to make a girl mad in two steps:
1. take a picture of her
2. don't show it to her
trueee >.<

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wanderlusting
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 7:34pm UTC

the worst feeling ever;
when you find out all your friends are hanging out, without you.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I was told this hilarious joke today.
It goes:
you're pretty.
Ahahahaha oh man, I'm still laughing.
Someone call me an ambulance, I can't breathe.

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BlackButterflies
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January 16, 2013 6:12pm UTC

i can't use sleep as an escape
anymore. i have nightmares
every night, but every
day is a nightmare, too.

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