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1. brisopunk
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:31pm UTC
   Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face....
   -lilo and stitch
   
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2. brisopunk
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   July 27, 2012 2:27pm UTC
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a silly goose.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a crazy hooligan.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be William Zabka from "Back To School".
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a traveling wilberry.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a paranoid schizophrenic.
   Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a melted chocolate chip cookie.
   
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3. brisopunk
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   July 27, 2012 2:21pm UTC
   Burton 'Gus' Guster: Don't you watch the news?
   Shawn Spencer: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.
   -psych
   
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4. brisopunk
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   July 27, 2012 2:19pm UTC
   Shawn Spencer: Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the Policeman's Ball?
   Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
   Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response for that.
   Carlton Lassiter: Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation?
   Shawn Spencer: Uhhh... The case gets solved?
   
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5. brisopunk
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   July 27, 2012 2:08pm UTC
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6. brisopunk
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   July 27, 2012 2:05pm UTC
   Agent Phil Coulson: [Over telephone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
   Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
   Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
   Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.
   [Coulson enters]
   Tony Stark: Security breach.
   [to Pepper]
   Tony Stark: That's on you.
   Agent Phil Coulson: Mr Stark.
   Pepper Potts: Phil! Come in.
   Tony Stark: Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent.
   
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7. brisopunk
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   July 27, 2012 2:02pm UTC
   thor:
   You people are
   so petty... and
   tiny.
   
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8. brisopunk
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:00pm UTC
   Tony Stark: I thought I
   didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it... volatile, self-centred, and I don't play well with others
   
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9. brisopunk
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled.
   And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control
   and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
   Bruce Banner: Thanks
   -avengers
   
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10. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 2:36am UTC
    rain drops on her cheeks but the sky is dry
    
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11. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 2:05am UTC
    how many licks to center of a..... the world may never know
    
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12. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 2:00am UTC
    my friend asked me if
    america won civil war
    *silence*
    
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13. brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:55am UTC
    give me some
    fin
    noggin
    dude
    
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14. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 1:52am UTC
    doesnt it just make you so happy when when pandora actually plays the music you actually asked for
    
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15. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 1:44am UTC
    im still alive but im barley breathin just prayin to a god that i dont believe in
    
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16. brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:37am UTC
    There’s no place I’d rather be
    Then on my surfboard out at sea
    Lingering in the ocean blue
    And If I had one wish come true
    I’d surf till the sun sets
    Beyond the horizon
    -lilo and stitch
    
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17. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 1:29am UTC
    i dont hate because your beautiful, you beautiful because i hate you and you dont care
    
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18. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 1:24am UTC
    And I just can’t look - it's killing me
    And taking control
    Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
    Turning through sick lullabies
    Choking on your alibis
    But it’s just the price I pay
    Destiny is calling me
    Open up my eager eyes
    ‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside
    
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19. brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 1:01am UTC
    who is that girl i see staring back at me stight at me when will my reflection show who i am inside
    
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20. brisopunk
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    July 26, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    i maybe not be beautiful for even remotly close to pretty but i dont care i just want to live my life without caring what people say, suicide will never be my awnser to any thing
    
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