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  1. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    there are some people who say mean things as defense mechanism and there others who say it cause just cause they know they can get away with it

  2. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I'll admitt some times i annoy people just to see the look on there face
    *priceless*

  3. brisopunk brisopunk
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    July 29, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    when i was a kid i didnt dress up like a princess i pretended to be a spy

  4. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    mojo jojo
    never trust a monkey that looks like an astronaut/ fortune teller

  5. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    *like me if you like*
    green day
    blink 182
    third eye blind
    paramore
    linkin park
    ellie goulding
    second hand seranede
    last good night
    rocket to the moon
    fun
    goyte
    nirvana
    red hot chili peppers
    avenge seven fold
    death cab for cuties
    neon hitch
    one direction
    i follow back
    talk 2 me about music

  6. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
    Will Turner: I'd die for her.
    Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then

  7. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Q: Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
    A: There's nothing to read

  8. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    what do you get when you cross edward and frosty the snow man
    frost bite

  9. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    i wonder what atheist say when some one sneezes

  10. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    odd facts # 29
    Every day more money is printed for monopoly than for the US Treasury

  11. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    odd facts # 24
    100% of all lottery winners gain weight.

  12. brisopunk brisopunk
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    July 28, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    odd facts # 23
    Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.

  13. brisopunk brisopunk
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    July 28, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    *that annoying moment when you hear little girls say the hunger games is really about which boy katniss will pick, im team gale*
    so many things wrong with that sentence

  14. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:24am UTC
    chuckie was uh-scared more uh-scared than i ever seen him in my whole life which is really uh-scared
    - tommy from rugrats

  15. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    does your dad also find it necessary to sing songs while hes yawning..
    or is it just mine

  16. brisopunk brisopunk
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    July 27, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    when i was little i would try telling my sister *yo mamma jokes* only to be told "we have the same mom stupid "

  17. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    did anybody else realize that Emma Roberts from unfabulous actually sucked at singing
    true story

  18. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    got cheese?
    if so i want in

  19. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    "i have a girl back home whose unlike any other"
    "yeah,the only woman who would ever love him is his mother"
    -Mulan, a girl worth fighting for

  20. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Hello. My name is Inigo
    Montoya. You killed my
    father. Prepare to die.
    -The princess bride

:)

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