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randi*
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January 8, 2013 9:03pm UTC

Beliebers when Mitch Lucker died: he deserved it. I bet he cut himself, that nasty emo. Her daughter should kill herself too, if she misses him so much.
Beliebers when Justin Bieber smokes weed: omg let's become total hypocrites and cut ourselves for attention when smoking pot is the most normal thing to do on the face of the earth.

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SarahDGirl
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January 8, 2013 7:21pm UTC

When you spend half the movie wondering where you have seen that actor before.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:15pm UTC

just because i'm from massachusetts,
it doesn't imply that i am an as/hole driver or an as/hole itself.
oh wait, jk, it does mean that i am.
#mas/holeprobs

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:24pm UTC

on a scale of 1 to stepping on a lego,
how much pain are you in?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:22pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on these social networks in our sixties.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC

last name ever, first name greatest.
middle name mistake.

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punklove182*
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 11:49pm UTC

Proud to be
A band nerd.
It's where I belong.

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Savanah2010
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 12:32pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Hoodratz
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Use yes and no once.
Are you gay? _______
Are you lying? _______
-Amna (;

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:13pm UTC

to all of the people who still believe that i "steal" quotes.
i'm gonna put this under "funny" even though some won't find it funny. anyway, it's kinda funny how you think i steal quotes. i don't go on every day, i don't really ever pay attention to "older" quotes. and it isn't like i have all the time in the f/cking world to go on every single person's profile and say "hmm, that looks like a nice f/cking quote. i kinda wanna hurt this person's feelings and STEAL IT MWUAHAHAHA." like honestly, what kind of person do you think i am? lol like shut up. i have a life. and i don't spend every minute of the day on here. jesus christ.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC

if mtv were to cancel all their shows and
actually played music again....
nah, i still wouldn't watch it due to the lack of talent musicians have these days.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 4:26pm UTC

You know 'the feeling'?
The butterflies that fill and flutter in your stomach?
The huge, uncontrollable smile you do and can’t help to stop?
Better yet, to the point where you can’t even say
a single word because of it?
The silly giddiness that takes over?
The exciting feeling plus being overjoyed?
Yeah, THAT feeling.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 4:16pm UTC

I like you, but you like her.
So what’s the point of telling you how I feel
when I already know you don’t feel the same way for me.
It hurts. I wish you noticed my feelings.
The way you feel for her is how I feel for you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:18pm UTC

short people: god only lets things grow until they're perfect. some of us didn't take as long as others!

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crazygrrl010296*
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:35pm UTC

That amazing moment
when your food comes at a restaurant

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 2:45pm UTC

my grandpa: Saint Bernards are known to
turn on people. they're kind to you one
second,
& the next, they're vicious monsters.
me: just like teenage girls.

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