Witty Profiles

brianna7399

helbratz
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November 30, 2011 3:39pm UTC
When your mad at someone:
2000: Punched them
2011: Delete them off Facebook-_-

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_behind_these_green_eyes
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 9:25pm UTC
If someone texts "K", just
reply with "L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z"

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karaboo1300
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 9:43pm UTC
dude i think im pregnant
wtf, your a guy
oh yeah, thanks man. i must have ate too much Taco Bell last night
are you still drunk?
CHALUPAAAAA!!!

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 8:29pm UTC
When someone says
"I like your shirt" I look down to see what I am wearing

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