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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. stephismagical stephismagical
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    Her balloon popped
    She cried, she screamed
    But he hugged her tight
    Forever it seemed.
    They were kids
    They were three
    In make believe
    Married they'd be.
    She was so sweet
    He was so kind
    And together easily
    The best friends you could find.
    They went to school
    When they were seven
    They'd play all the time
    Till dark at eleven.
    Quickly thirteen
    They rode their bikes
    They'd talk about music
    And take long random hikes.
    Four years went by
    Fast went the clock
    She was prom queen
    And he was a jock.
    They had to leave
    Part to their own ways
    He said he'd miss her
    She'd miss those old days.
    Twenty years went by
    They hadn't met since
    He was still hoping he
    could be her prince.
    So they met at the park
    On the tree their carved names
    She said she was married
    His heart went on flames.
    His heart exploded
    He cried, he screamed
    But she hugged him tight
    Forever it seemed.

  3. RadioactiveDating RadioactiveDating
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral.
    " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute... but michael
    jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
    lmaoo, facebook<3

  4. Kandysami Kandysami
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 6:16pm UTC
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  5. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  6. BigCityDreams_xoxo BigCityDreams_xoxo
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 9:57pm UTC
    hey everyone here on witty..
    i don't really know how to say this but
    i have been feeling the pain/sadness lately.
    my cousin CALEB JOSEPH REGENSKI
    died when he was at the age of 2.
    he had a terrible tumor in his brain.
    he was a very cute baby,
    and loved by many,
    & missed by all.
    for every favorite that i get on this quote
    i will donate a dollar to his fund.
    if you do not believe me and think i am
    making this up...
    go to calebmemorialfund.com
    its all right there.
    please help in my time of need

  7. JPowers1 JPowers1
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder
    If guys sleep in the same bed at sleepovers?
    [favorite this if you do]

  8. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  9. DM16 DM16
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2010 1:13am UTC
    .:Yesterday My 10 Year Old Cousin Said:.

    GIRLS ARE STUPID!
    they | think | we | care | about | that | new | lip | gloss | they're | wearing,
    they think we care -----------> about that new pair of ugg boots,
    they think we care about that new outfit they spend all morning finding,
    ♥♥♥ they think we care about all that they do to impress us boys...♥♥♥
    No we don't.
    it's XX not XX because XX we're XX mean XX or XX dumb,
    it's because that's _.·´¯`·.>> not what matters,
    w h a t ........ m a t t e r s ........ i s,
    the s m i l e behind ---------> the g l o s s e d lips,
    the way she walks over to us whether it's in boots or not,
    the way she looks gorgeous in whatever she is wearing,
    we don't care about the stupid looks that much,
    we care about the girl b e h i n d those sparkling eyes.
    it's x not xx fair xx they xx say xx we xx don't care xx about x them,
    it's just that we care more AaBbOoUuTt the girl inside the clothes.
    looks like i've got a lady's man on my hands

  10. gyuanyu gyuanyu
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 9:20pm UTC
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to wear your hair in a messy ponytail,
    to apply your makeup in the dark,
    or, even better, not wear any.
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to avoid looking into a mirror for one whole day,
    to screw counting calories and eat whatever you want,
    to buy a pair of jeans and not care what size they are.
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to listen to a band that nobody's heard of
    and crazy dance around your room, with the windows wide open.
    ([ don't forget to sing at the top of your lungs.)]
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to admit to your crush that you've been in love with him forever,
    to read a book even if you hate reading,
    to write a poem or a song, even if it turns out to be awful.
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to, for once, just be yourself
    and not care what anybody else thinks.
    credit to fabulousfades.
    got my ideas from other quotes.
    do you like it?

  11. nanababii13 nanababii13
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    This is a poem
    written by a teenager with cancer.
    She wants to see how many
    people get her poem.
    It is quite the poem. please favorite
    SLOW DANCE
    Have you ever
    watched kids
    On a merry-go-round?
    Or listened to
    the rain
    Slapping on the ground?
    Ever followed a
    butterfly's erratic flight?
    Or gazed at the sun into the fading
    night?
    You better slow down.
    Don't dance so
    fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    Do you run through each day
    On the
    fly?
    When you ask How are you?
    Do you hear the
    reply?
    When the day is done
    Do you lie in your
    bed
    With the next hundred chores
    Running through
    your head?
    You'd better slow down
    Don't dance so
    fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    Ever told your child,
    We'll do it
    tomorrow?
    And in your haste,
    Not see
    his
    sorrow?
    Ever lost touch,
    Let a good
    friendship die
    Cause you never had time
    To call
    and say,'Hi'
    You'd better slow down.
    Don't dance
    so fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    When you run so fast to get somewhere
    You
    miss half the fun of getting there.
    When you worry and hurry
    through your day,
    It is like an unopened
    gift....
    Thrown away.
    Life is not a
    race.
    Do take it slower
    Hear the
    music
    Before the song is over.
    This young girl has 6 months left
    to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to
    live their life to the fullest, since she never will.
    She'll
    never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a
    family of her own.
    By clicking the heart, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every click on heart, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents
    to her treatment and recovery plan. It's
    not even your money, just
    your time to click the heart!
    PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST.

  12. takeachancex7 takeachancex7
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    *At my birthday party
    ♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
    after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
    "is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
    "because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
    why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
    you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
    -i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
    and i always wanted to make one of these(:

  13. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    today, after school,
    my younger sister, who's in third grade, brought home a friend to hang
    out with for the day. they were talking about who they liked, and who / /
    they're best friends are. my sisters friend says, "sammy's my best guy
    friend, ever, but i like like him too." which i respond with, "oh, that is so
    cute! does he go to your guys school?" she says, "no, he doesn't go to
    school that often..he's in the hospitable most of his time. he's sick..
    he got diagnosed with cancer this fall." i was shocked, "really? how old
    is he?" she says "he's my age, he's nine." i felt horrible. "i'm very sorry,
    what type of cancer?" she looks away and says, "i don't know, but all i
    do know is he has to s h a v e his hair, and he had to get his leg cut
    off, because the cancer was spreading all over his leg." i felt extremely
    bad now.."i'm sorry to hear that.." i said to her. then the next thing she
    said, touched my heart."alot of people stare at him funny, just because
    he doesn't have a leg. and people call me weird because i hang out
    with him. but i don't care what they say,because i love him, and when
    you love someone, you love all of them.you don't skip over the parts
    that make them ugly, or unwanted. you cannot just leave all the bad
    things out. if you really do love them, like i love sammy, you find their
    imperfections,
    beautiful."

  14. iluvsamoas iluvsamoas
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 7:11pm UTC
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  15. he_could_be_the_one he_could_be_the_one
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 3:28pm UTC
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  16. oxemmaox3 oxemmaox3
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2009 12:34pm UTC
    The treatment mentally challenged people get is awful.
    I recently saw some quotes, that were very rude toward
    mentally challenged people.
    Even if it was a joke, they shouldn't have said things like that.
    It raised my awareness toward the rudeness of some people.
    My 15 year old sister is mentally challenged.
    But, she has an amazing mind. She is in the highest
    history class possible at our school. She always gets an A.
    She has an phenominal sense of hearing that I can't
    even begin to explain. She can listen to a song, and play
    it seconds later on her piano. She taught me how to spell
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. She remebers almost
    drowning at the age of two. A year ago she and I attended a
    William's Syndrome Convention. She realized a couple
    minutes after we arrived that it wasn't just her imagination
    telling her she was different. She asked my dad,
    "Daddy, is there something wrong with me?"
    He looked at her for a minute and the replied,
    "Sweetie, you have a thing called Williams Syndrome."
    And he explained to her what it was. And she replied,
    "Does Emma have it too?" I then burst into tears and she gave
    me a big hug. They have the biggest, boldest personalities.
    At this convention they had to tell the kids to shake hands,
    because they were too loving towards eachtoher.
    As soon as you walk into the room, they make you feel better.
    They may look and act different, but that's just them.
    I am proud to call this teriffic person my sister.
    People may judge my sister and me for this, but I have learned
    amazing things from my sister. And, I couldn't be prouder.
    *True story.
    Please raise awareness of this. They are some amazing people.

  17. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. SOCCERfreak20 SOCCERfreak20
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
    A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
    a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
    anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
    in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
    professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
    Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
    let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
    life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
    come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
    in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
    then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
    wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
    credit please(:
    heard it from my teacher

:)

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