Kandysami

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I believe in love at first sight... <3

Kandysami
posted a quote
April 22, 2010 4:51pm UTC

;
GO ON GOOGLE.
TYPE IN...
LOLLIMEWIRE
THEN CLICK I'M FEELING LUCKY
<3

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Kandysami
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March 13, 2010 2:38pm UTC

Proud to be
A
LITTLE
MONS✝ER

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Kandysami
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February 12, 2010 6:16pm UTC

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Kandysami
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February 6, 2010 6:34pm UTC

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Because of you,
Half the time I don't even
Know I'm smiling :]

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Kandysami
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January 25, 2010 11:02pm UTC

"Wow This girl has a really pretty voice!"
"Mom that's Justin Bieber!"
"Never heard of her".

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January 24, 2010 3:49pm UTC

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Kandysami
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January 14, 2010 9:37pm UTC

So a boy comes up to a girl and he says,
"Why do you wear a bra? you've got nothing to put in it!"
So the girl replies,
"You wear pants don't you?".

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Kandysami
posted a quote
December 30, 2009 9:50pm UTC

I was at my school dance and a slow song was on, so i went up to my crush because i wanted to tell him i liked him. As i was about to say it, Heartless by Kanye West comes on and he said he couldnt hear me. Thanks kanye.......
MLIA

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Kandysami
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 4:04pm UTC

Fav If you
LOVE making your voice Squeaky from Helium Balloons :)

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Kandysami
posted a quote
December 6, 2009 9:54am UTC

Am i the only 1
who putss extraa letters on my
wordss ferr no reasonnn ?
Ahh facebook groups :)

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Kandysami
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December 3, 2009 9:07pm UTC

Today I decided to the ever popular, "Yahoo vs Google" brawl.
I Typed in, "Why is six" and Yahoo gave me the expected "Why is six
afraid of seven?", While Google gave me "Why is six flags using a creepy old guy to attract kids?", Google makes a good point.
MLIA
NOT MINE*
thought it was rly funni :)

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Kandysami
posted a quote
December 2, 2009 3:54pm UTC

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another christmas quotee :p

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Kandysami
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November 12, 2009 7:48pm UTC

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Kandysami
posted a quote
November 9, 2009 3:49pm UTC

So i'm at wallgreens, and i see a mother and a daughter go up to the Pharmacist , and the mom asks
"EXCUSE ME? IF MY DAUGHTER WEARS A TAMPON
DOES THAT MEAN SHE IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN?"
No jocking
*True story XD

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Kandysami
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August 30, 2009 10:52pm UTC

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August 9, 2009 10:21pm UTC

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Kandysami
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July 8, 2009 8:50am UTC

If I could walk on water if I can tell you what’s next
Make you believe, make you forget
So come on get Higher, loosen my lips with
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just pull me down hard
And drown me in love.

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Kandysami
posted a quote
July 5, 2009 3:40pm UTC

Auto Matic Doors Make me feel like
i Have super powers

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Kandysami
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 7:03pm UTC

If we can put man on the moon why can't
we e-mail
Chocolate?

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Kandysami
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July 4, 2009 6:54pm UTC

Science Class
So We were reading about THE WORLD LARGEST SQUID. And This is what *Thomas Read Out loud.
"And With his big large Testicals.. OH! i mean uh Tenticals".
Whole class starts laughing
Tami- "What?"
Class Laughs Even harder
Tami- "What so funny about him saying Tenticals like testicals"
Class Starts to DIE of laughter , Teacher gives glares
Tami- "What ARE testicals"
Thomas- "Something You'll never have"
Teacher yells to bring our focus back
Tami- "Well I could if i wanted to!"
Class Can't even breathe now
True story of NHMS school.

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