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  1. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    *Favorite Carl Moments*
    "Carl why is the life boat all red and sticky?"
    "Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky"
    "Carl , what are we standing in?"
    "Would you believe me if I said it was strawberry milkshake?"
    "NO"
    "Melted gum drops?"
    "Nooo"
    "Boat Nectar?"
    "NO"
    "Some of God's tears?"
    "Carlll-"
    "Alright, it's the lovely elderly couple from 2B"
    "My stomach was making the rumblies-"
    "CARL!-"
    "That only hands would satisfy"
    "Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness"
    "That's the sound of people drowning Carl!"
    "That, is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence"
    "YOU...."
    "You?"
    "I totally do not remember your name"
    "We've known each other for 3 years Carl!""
    "And what an impression you made"
    "My name is Paul"
    "...what?"
    "I said my name is Paul"
    "Oh...I thought you were a woman."
    "Why would you think that?"
    "Mainly the hat...are you sure?"
    "Of course I'm sure!"
    "Well...if you'll excuse me i have some pictures to delete from my computer"
    Credits to the amazing youtube video "Llamas in hats"
    Look it up if you've never seen it:D

  2. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    You can't wrap
    ---------
    your arms around
    a memory♥

  3. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 11:23am UTC
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    *at school*
    -facebook- blocked
    -youtube- blocked
    -mlia- blocked
    -hotmail- blocked
    OMG!
    Witty isn't Blocked!
    Business class well spent?
    I think yess!;D
    ♥♥
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  4. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    I am a
    <<possible>>
    cancer victim.
    ------
    I'm not asking
    for faves...
    just your
    prayers

  5. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 1:57pm UTC
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    Can't, sorry,
    Finding Nemo

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  6. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Well gang,
    Looks like we got a mystery on our hands

    -Scooby-Doo
    --

  7. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Feeling Boss...
    when yoou favourite a new quote first and it becomes number one quote ;)
    not pretty:/ feel free to jock and make pretty.

  8. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 9:05pm UTC
    Oh I'm sorry..
    did my back hurt your knife?
    ...my bad:.

  9. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 8:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  11. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 11:25pm UTC
    *NEED ADVISE, long, but please read*
    Dear Witty Girls Everywhere,
    I Need help! ...At the beginning of the semester, a girl whom i thought was a good-friend of mine were talking. I was saying how much i loved this kid in our Geography class which we have together. She said "Yeah, I guess he's cute." Me and the kid I liked were talking on facebook. Just about anything, and i was starting to get the impression that maybe, just maybe, he was starting to like me too. So, I was happy as the days went on as we would have conversations at school and online. Happy, I walk into school heading for my friends locker ... when I see him at her locker. They were talking, so I kinda walked to my own locker before home room started. Later on in my Geography class i find out that he asked her to the dance. I couldn't believe it. She hadn't liked him a couple weeks ago! Throughout the rest of my Geo class i sat there, with failed attempts to keep all the tears back. It was horrible, both "my friend" and "him" are in my geo class. She is also in my vocal class, and he is in my math. Two boys in my class kept turning around asking what was wrong. finally they started asking my best friend in that class, but not even she knew. I looked at the clock only to find i actually had another period before i could go home. Everyone seemed to notice my tears and sadness ... except him. On my way to my vocal class another girl in my vocals sees me aand hugs me while walking. I let most of the tears run out then. She brought me to a locker close to our next class so she could quickly get the story out of me. Once i finished telling her she said "That's not EVEN RIGHT!" aand we walked into our class just on time. Everyones eye's were on me, I was the centre of attention when for once in my life i didnt want to be. Our teacher was just talking to some students about stuff so it was pretty much free time for abit. My best guy friends ever pulled out a piece of paper aand started writing. After he was finished he held up the paper so i could see, it was a broken heart with a question mark beside it. I nodded aand tears started welling up even more.
    My friend, is now dating him. And she sees nothing wrong with any of it. she doesnt even care, nor does he clearly. And now I am left confused aand in need of advise. Please comment?

  12. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 10:42pm UTC
    LOVE GRANDMA She's eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
    She writes:
    Dear Granddaughter, The other day i went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.....
    i was feeling particularly sassy that day because i had just attended a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
    so, i bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. boy, am i glad i did, what an uplifting experiance that followed. i was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the lord and how good he is, and i didn't notice the light had changed.
    it is a godd thing someone else loves Jesus, because if hadent honked, i'd never have noticed.
    i found out that lots of people love Jesus! while i was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out the window and screamed,
    "For the Love of God!
    Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!"
    what an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! everyone started honking! i just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.
    there must have been a man from FLORIDA back there because i heard him start yelling something about the sunny beaches. i saw another guy waving in a funny way, with only his middle finger stuck in the air.
    i asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. he said it was probibly a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
    well, i had never really met anyone from Hawaii, so i leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. my grandson bursted out laughing. why even he was enjoying this religious experiance.
    a couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. i bet they wanted to pray or ask what church i attened, but this is when i noticed the light was green. so, i waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
    i noticed i was the only car that made it through before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that i had to leave them after all the love we shared.
    so i slowed the car down, and leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as i drove away.
    Praise the Lord for such wonderful Folks!!
    Will write again soon,
    Love Grandma! :)

  13. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    "Is that a Guy or a Girl ?"
    "I 'dunno, I'll go ask. ...Hi, what's your name?"
    "Jamie."
    WTF!!

  14. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    So at school I was called down to the office aand so when I get there I waited for about 2 minutes when a teacher walked out.
    Teacher: Hi, can i help you?
    Me: Um...I'm Jillian Smith.
    Teacher: Oh okay. *walks and grabs a peice of paper*
    Teacher: Okay, what's your name?
    Me: Jillian Smith :\
    Teacher: Your name please.
    Me: :S ...Jillian Smith.
    Teacher: Jillian?
    Me: Yes, my name is Jillian Smith.
    Teacher: Okay, ...what's your last name?
    Me: Smith! My name is Jillian Smith!
    *Teacher looks at me.* Okay. Writes on the paper for about 5 minutes.* Okay you can head back to class.
    Me: Um...am I allowed to know what this is about?
    Teacher: Can I help you?
    *I leave without responding*
    TEACHERS -.- and to this day i still don't know why I was called down there.
    note- i did change my name for this.

  15. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    I was looking up at the stars...
    Giving them each a reason why I lovve youu...
    I was doing great until I ran out of Stars <3
    highlight aand fave [<3] :)

  16. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 4:53pm UTC
    If Facebook was a subject...
    My parents would be So Proud [<3]

  17. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:27pm UTC
    The Urge To :) Smile (: WhenYou're Getting In Trouble!!
    Fave??<3

  18. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    {Kidnapping} is such a strong word...I .:prefer:. to think of it as "Surprise Adoption." ;)
    Fave?? <3

  19. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:06pm UTC
    Life Uneasy
    Part 1
    "Seven, only seven fish in this giant fish tank!" Sylvana exclaimed as we waited for Trish, Erin, and Brittany. We stood in the front entrance of Erin's amazing mansion. A look to the right and you find yourself staring at a massive fish tank. Tatiana pulled out of her thoughts and turned to face her friend. "Yeah, it's a big tank but those fish are also abnormally big." It was true, one fish was about as long as Tatiana herself. If you stood the fish upwards. Tatiana was about 5' tall and had long dark brown hair. She had a nice tan thanks to her trip to Florida last fall, and had deep brown eyes, and had just recently turned 16. Sylvana was similar, she had an awesome tan as well, but her dark brown hair reached halfway down her back and she had just recently got blonde highlights. Sylvana also had beautiful emerald eyes. She was definatly someone to envy, though she would never agree with Tatiana at any cost. "Still, you'd think they would have at least 15." Sylvana mumbled under her breath. "Hey guys! Sorry to keep you waiting. Trish here decided her bikini wasn't good enough so she had to search my closet." Erin explained rolling her eyes at Trish while running down her stairs. "You know how I am with swimming. And that bathing suit is old." Trish said wrinkling her nose. "You just got it three weeks ago!" Brittany shouted, and we all burst into laughter. It took us five minutes to recover before we were actually able to tell that it was time to go. "Alright, alright. Let's head over how 'bout?" Erin said still half laughing. We all made our way out the door after Erin shouted her plans to her parents. Who of course didn't care, her parents were the type to let her do whatever. Erin's house was only a couple blocks to the community pool and so they all decided to walk. "Hey, are you okay Tat?" Brittany asked examining me as we walked. Tat was my nickname, along with Tati. "What? Yeah, I'm fine. Just thinking." I replied giving her a reassuring smile. That seemed to have done the trick. That's when i remembered my iPod touch in my pocket. I took it out and slipped in one head phone so I could listening to music but still know what everyone was talking about. We reached the pool and headed into the changing rooms. "Wait everyone has their bathing suits on already right?" Erin asked everyone stepping in front of us all. Their was a chorus of yeses, when Erin looked at me. She noticed the head phone. "What are you listening to?" she questioned smiling while pulling out the headphones plug so it would play it out loud and everyone could hear it. "Oh my gosh! I love this song!" everyone seemed to say at the same time. We all laughed and entered the out door pool singing Dinosaur by Kesha. I love Kesha, she always put me in a better mood. I saw people's heads turn to look at us, but they smiled once they saw it was our group. We were what you'd say the popular group in our school, along with the guys of course. We found our spot at the back corner and started to apply sunscreen on each other. I put the head phones cord back in and started listening to my music on shuffle. After a couple songs everyone was done and were starting to head down to the shallow end to get use to the water. As i stood up to walk with the others one of my favorite songs turned on. It was a really good song but it always made me very sad. It was a song the drummer of my favorite band published three days before he died. Every time I listened to this song when i was alone i would cry. He was the greatest drummer of all time. I had pictures and all their posters up on my wall. It was said by all my friends that I was Avenged Sevenfold's biggest fan. One of my presents for my birthday was from Erin and she hired a professional painter to paint 'Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan' on my wall. It was probably the greatest presents ever. As I listened to the song Fiction by The Rev (aka the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold) I walked towards the pool. I was staring at the pavement when i bumped into someone. "Oh sorry Slyv..." I started to apologize when i found out it wasn't Sylvana. "No it's okay it's my fault." he apologized looking into my eyes. "Hey, are you alright?" Am I alright? You didn't hurt me. I gasped, as I realized why he had asked. My hand shot up to my face, and I found out with dread that I had tears in my eyes from the song. "No, no, no. I'm fine." I started, he didn't look convinced. "Really I am, it's just...ugh. Never mind, trust me I'm fine." I said reassuringly, he still didn't look too convinced but he shrugged it off. He just stood there, hold the top of my arm still from when he had caught me to keep me from falling. "Um...so you're a life guard here?" i asked trying to change the subject. He smiled at last and let go of my arm, "Yeah, I finally got the job this year because now I'm old enough. 16 and up is the limit. But I should go, I'll talk to you later." He said reaching for my phone in my hand. He quickly punched in his phone number and left.

  20. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 11:04pm UTC
    So we all know the classic poem : "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is Sweet, aand so are You." But just now i thought of something. So i went on Google Images and found out the the flower "violets" actually aren't blue, there purple -.-
    me : WTF ?!? WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME IS SOMEONE TRYING TO PLAY?!?!

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