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*Favorite Carl Moments*


"Carl why is the life boat all red and sticky?"
"Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky"
"Carl , what are we standing in?"
"Would you believe me if I said it was strawberry milkshake?"
"NO"
"Melted gum drops?"
"Nooo"
"Boat Nectar?"
"NO"
"Some of God's tears?"
"Carlll-"
"Alright, it's the lovely elderly couple from 2B"


"My stomach was making the rumblies-"
"CARL!-"
"That only hands would satisfy"


"Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness"
"That's the sound of people drowning Carl!"
"That, is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence"


"YOU...."
"You?"
"I totally do not remember your name"
"We've known each other for 3 years Carl!""
"And what an impression you made"
"My name is Paul"
"...what?"
"I said my name is Paul"
"Oh...I thought you were a woman."
"Why would you think that?"
"Mainly the hat...are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure!"
"Well...if you'll excuse me i have some pictures to delete from my computer"






 
Credits to the amazing youtube video "Llamas in hats"
Look it up if you've never seen it:D

 
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*Favorite Carl Moments* "Carl why is the life boat all red

4 faves · 4 comments · Mar 18, 2011 3:08pm

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brandonlover101 · 1 decade ago
i just realized that too D:
sadface:(
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theinvisibleninja5 · 1 decade ago
urm...it's llamas WITH hats
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brandonlover101 · 1 decade ago
ME. TOO.:D
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emiiidee · 1 decade ago
OH.MY. GOD.
i love llamas with hatss. <3
i saw the videos before this and just about had a heart attack while reading this quote <33333
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