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  1. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 9:48am UTC
    Girls go as a group to the bathroom;
    Important sh*t is to be disscussed.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    In a interview
    Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
    In another
    interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
    NMF/Quote by OneDirection


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. souryellowlemons souryellowlemons
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    has anyone ever noticed that katniss didnt pee for the whole hunger games.
    that girl must have a pretty damn good bladder

  5. thebeatles4lyf thebeatles4lyf
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    i will do anything humanly possible
    to reach the remote without getting up.

  6. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    What if your webcam was on
    right now and broadcasting in
    times square?

  7. emzpiexx emzpiexx
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    *Accidently cuts hand* ''Ouch, that hurt.'' *Steps on lego barefoot* ''HELP! I'VE BEEN SHOT! MAN DOWN, MAN F*CKING DOWN!"

  8. boredwatev boredwatev
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    If Niall Leaves 1D
    One Direction wouldn't be the same.

  9. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    My little sister came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.
    I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him.
    Today, I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign... "I DO".
    givemehope.com
    Note: i love this so much. im not deaf.
    i am hard of hearing and still proud of who i am
    especially my Girlfriend proud of me who i am too
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. jenniiebearr jenniiebearr
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    My life goal is to buy out a concert and the artist will come out all dramatically and I'll be sitting there like
    'Marry me?'

  11. alexxrubin alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    JUST DOING A SURVEY
    Fav this if you've already had your first kiss
    Comment if you haven't had your first kiss yet

  12. ADropInTheOceanxo ADropInTheOceanxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    R.I.P Junko Furuta
    because the world needs to know:
    DAY 1: November 22, 1988: Kidnapped
    Kept captive in a house, and forced to pose as one of boy’s girlfriend
    R*ped (over 400 times in total)
    Forced to call her parents and tell them she had run away
    Starved and malnutritioned
    Fed roaches to eat and urine to drink
    Forced to m*sturb*te
    Forced to strip in front of others
    Burned with cigarette lighters
    Foreign objects inserted into her v*g*na/a*us
    DAY 11: December 1, 1988: Severely beat up countless times
    Face held against concrete ground and jumped on
    Hands tied to ceiling and body used as a punching bag
    Nose filled with so much blood that she can only breath through her mouth
    Dumbbells dropped onto her stomach
    Vomited when tried to drink water (her stomach couldn’t accept it)
    Tried to escape and punished by cigarette burning on arms
    Flammable liquid poured on her feet and legs, then lit on fire
    Bottle inserted into her a*us, causing injury
    DAY 20: December10, 1989: Unable to walk properly due to severe leg burns
    Beat with bamboo sticks
    Fireworks inserted into a*us and lit
    Hands smashed by weights and fingernails cracked
    Beaten with golf club
    Cigarettes inserted into v*g*na
    Beaten with iron rods repeatedly
    Winter; forced outside to sleep in balcony
    Skewers of grilled chicken inserted into her v*g*na and a*us, causing bleeding
    DAY 30: Hot wax dripped onto face
    Eyelids burned by cigarette lighter
    Stabbed with sewing needles in chest area
    Left n*pple cut and destroyed with pliers
    Hot light bulb inserted into her v*g*na
    Heavy bleeding from v*g*na due to scissors insertion
    Unable to urinate properly
    Injuries were so severe that it took over an hour for her to crawl downstairs and use the bathroom
    Eardrums severely damaged
    Extreme reduced brain size
    DAY 40: Begged her torturers to “kill her and get it over with”
    January 1, 1989: Junko greets the New Years Day alone
    Body mutilated
    Unable to move from the ground
    DAY 44: January 4, 1989: The four boys beat her mutilated body with an iron barbell, using a loss at the game of Mah-jongg as a pretext. She is profusely bleeding from her mouth and nose. They put a candle’s flame to her face and eyes.
    Then, lighter fluid was poured onto her legs, arms, face and stomach, and then lit on fire. This final torture lasted for a time of two hours.
    Junko Furuta died later that day, in pain and alone. Nothing could compare 44 days of suffering she had to go through.
    When her mother heard the news and details of what had happened to her daughter, she fainted. She had to undergo a psychiatric outpatient treatment . Imagine her endless pain.
    Her killers are now free men. Justice was never served, not even after 20 years.
    They deserve a punishment much greater than they had put upon Furuta, for putting an innocent girl through the most unbearable suffering.
    This story from 1989 is true. Please spread her story around. Everyone should know about the existence of Junko Furuta’s unimaginable and incomprehensible suffering, and this is why this group has been made.
    Invite your friends. Never let her story be forgotten. If this story changes the life of at least one person then it has been worth it.
    Rest In Eternal Peace,
    Junko Furuta
    she was only 17

  13. Imjustme32 Imjustme32
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    HELLO
    my name is
    Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Fangirl 1: HFDKOSDMASDHIFOSADJFKLSD
    Fangirl 2: I know. I know. I understand.

  16. boredwatev boredwatev
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Sibling Property Rules:
    1. If I like it, it's mine
    2. If i'm holding it, it's mine
    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine
    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
    5. If i'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine
    6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway
    7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine
    8. If I saw it first, it's mine
    9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine
    10. If it's broken, it's yours
    nmf
    not my format.
    Format b=

  17. Elaubes33 Elaubes33
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    -In 1902, Conan Doyle called Sherlock Holmes "A man of iron."
    In 2008, Robert Downey Jr. starred in Iron Man as Iron Man.
    In 2009, Robert Downey Jr. starred as Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock Holmes.
    MIND BLOWN!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. boredwatev boredwatev
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I hate being bipolar it's so awesome
    Fave if you get it ♥

  20. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Amanda Bynes is out of jail
    after DUI arrest, all I can say is:
    "Court Dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters."
    if you dont get it then you didn't have a chiildhood

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