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morGanna8169
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June 13, 2010 10:44pm UTC

I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you t-h-r-e-e times.
ilovefacebook(:
click the //♥\\

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corinne65_808
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June 13, 2010 12:29pm UTC

I don't know about you...
but if there was a Miniwheat on my desk
TALKING TO ME
I would not be able to focus
facebook :)

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TayTay10200
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June 13, 2010 1:36pm UTC

Don't you love...
Those nights that turn into mornings
Those tears that turn into laughs
Those friends that turn into sisters
Those FROWNS that turn into GRINS
I know I do.

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beautifulx34
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June 13, 2010 2:28pm UTC

IF I DIED TODAY,
WOULD THERE BE ANYTHING YOU WISH YOU'D SAID TO ME?

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sportyybabee911
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June 13, 2010 3:37pm UTC

texting + facebook= textbook
so i'm studying, right?

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xoxcutiexox4evers
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June 13, 2010 5:15pm UTC

So the other day....
My grandma was in the car with me and the song "Pants on the Ground" came on she really liked the song and was dancing along to it and singing to it then when we were in the mall she saw a guy with his pants hanging low so she went up him and said:
PANTS ON THE GROUNG! PANTS ON THE GROUND! LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND! (:

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 13, 2010 5:25pm UTC

boy: so you play COD
g i r l :yeah...
boy: what kind of gun do you use?
g i r l : i dunno... the one that shoots
♥
lol. quote credit to xXxtonixXx
(:

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Raechy
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June 13, 2010 5:48pm UTC

“Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven
where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us
to let us know they are happy.”
Forever in my heart
R.I.P Daddy <3 I'll always love you. forever

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WoAiNi
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June 13, 2010 5:53pm UTC

There was a couple in a car.They were fighting.
After while they stopped.
They both sat silently why the husband
drove.Well they passed a farm with goats,pigs,and cows.
The husband said "Relatives of yours?"
The wife replied and said "Yeah,they are my in-laws.
Who won?I think we know who.

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missdreamer925
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June 13, 2010 6:08pm UTC

Am I the only one who has a full inbox
and
has to delete each one, one by one
Just to keep the messages From Him?

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crkates55
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June 13, 2010 6:26pm UTC

I say im over him
But every time I talk
Even text him I get
The same feeling
I got when we were
going out
vent </3 all mine

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itsmorethanlovejustin
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June 13, 2010 7:12pm UTC

''dude, what if the cops come?''
''you can run, can't you?''
gotta love facebook.

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MissAnna
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June 13, 2010 7:40pm UTC

I GUARANTEE
TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO, A YELLOW, TALKING,
DANCING SPONGE IN BROWN PANTS THAT FLIPS
PATTIES WAS NOT
normal. (:

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JoeJonasaddiction
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June 13, 2010 9:36pm UTC

SOME PEOPLE
are like Slinkies. They aren't worth very much
but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
*sorry if it's already on heree. it was a facebook page.*

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XoILYoX
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June 13, 2010 11:20pm UTC

When we were going out, I always used to do the flower petal game.
" he l o v e s me. " ♥ " he loves me n o t. "
I'd always get "he loves me not." I didn't care though. Because
I knew he did. But then he broke up with me. So I guess those flower
petals were only trying to worn me. They knew all along that
He Loves Me Not.

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xapbx6
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June 13, 2010 11:56pm UTC

when i was little the ground was lava and the pillows and cushions were land

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