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katdesroc
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January 11, 2012 6:36pm UTC

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katdesroc
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Being a mime=
not possible for me.

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katdesroc
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Dying of laughter at your friends pain :) <3

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monay0528
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January 15, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Ayee You Trippin' Tie Yo' Shoelace!!
~BigSean~
♥♥♥

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katdesroc
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 11:22pm UTC

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Centipede"
"Centipede who"
"Cenitpede all over the presents and ruined Christmas!"
me" HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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katdesroc
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Social Networking site: Current location?
Me: Thanks for asking, but no you can't stalk me!

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katdesroc
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Tina: She treats us like a piece of poop on the sidewalk.
Me: But really, she is the diarrhea.
Tina: Ooo, burn.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 8:21pm UTC

If witty
was school.
I 'd have
perfect attendence.

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CrackerJacks97*
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Real hereos don't wear tights and capes,
They wear combat boots and dog tags ♥

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madkinz
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 10:11pm UTC

that akward moment when your in the car and you make eye contact with some random person in another car.

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Brad246
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 10:18pm UTC

IN CLASS
ME: can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: may you go to the bathroom.
ME: sure, whatever, i just really gotta pee!
Teacher: (rolls her eyes)

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zebrasrocks101
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Friend: Ha, I broke your crayons we are even.
Me: lol, Those arent mine
Friend: Aww i broke my own.
Me: Ahh, you are bad at revenge

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Tips4lyfe
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January 11, 2012 10:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Sweetheart,
Your relationship ended.
Not your life.

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 6:11pm UTC

I have more people
there for me on witty than in real life.
That's gotta mean something. . .

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Anti-Pickup Lines #4
Boy: Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you.
Girl: No, I'm a human, whose walking away from you!
Format by RunawayRachel

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mayday
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC

THAT SPECIAL FEELING WHEN A BABY GRABS /////
your finger with
THEIR WHOLE HAND. ♥

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beenXthereXdoneXthat
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC

I wonder if people complain
when they have an assigned seat next to me.

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katiekaye97
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:32pm UTC

nmf
that one pair of sweatpants
that make you look like a 100% gangster.
♥

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Boy: Is your mom a baker?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥

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