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liveLAUGHlove96
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February 21, 2009 10:34am UTC

Does anyone else wonder what guys do at sleepovers?

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ekdances
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March 13, 2009 6:36pm UTC

Isn’t is strange...
how when an animal dies in a movie
Everyone starts .. crying ..
But when a human dies
• • • We s c r e a m • • •
"AHAHA TAKE THATTTT!”

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Gl4m0urCh1ck
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April 21, 2009 7:07pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sk8trgrlxx3
posted a quote
May 3, 2009 4:58pm UTC

100 years ago, people
said that we would have our
first black president
when pigs fly. 100 days after
Obama was in office,
swine flu.

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yes
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 10:55am UTC

pshhiknowimalooser.
but atleast i have the guts to live my life
with out the fear of what people think of me
when i randomly burst into song or when
i'm screaming 'i love you' down the hall
to my best friends. and pretty much
during all my random moments(:

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123babe123
posted a quote
April 6, 2009 6:58pm UTC

hes teaching me arithmetic
he said it was his mission
he kissed me once
he kissed me twice
and said now thats addition
and as he added kiss by kiss in silent satisfaction
i sweety gave the kisses back
and said now thats subtraction
then he kissed me
i kissed him without explaination
and both of us smiled
and said thats multiplication
then my dad comes on the scene
and made a quick decision
he kicked him three blocks away
and said thats long devision

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Xobri96Xo
posted a quote
May 6, 2009 6:01pm UTC

I flippin love coloring!!!!.

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xohotpinkx6
posted a quote
May 3, 2009 12:26am UTC

we are all teenage girls
EVERYTHING is a big deal to us.
our phones break when we "didn't do anything".
we think that guy you sit next to in bio. is your prince charming.
we always think we're fat.
our hair never looks good.
we all want that guy who never wants you.
we've all pigged out eating "ben and jerry's" and watched "the notebook" crying with your best friend.
our rooms always a mess. don't bother making us clean it up.
chocolate is the answer to any question.
nothing is too personal to shout in the locker room.
walking out of the house without make up is a challenge no matter how much you wear.
we blame everyday of the month on PMS.
there's always that one celebrity we love no matter how bad they act or sing.
AIM talk is a must-know.
we all love converse, even if you don't wear them.
we MUST go to the bathroom in groups.
flirting is a habit.
our teddy bears always get squeezed too tight.
hugging is the key to our hearts.
we get our backs stabbed by our best friends.
we get our hearts crushed by our "crushes"
and there's nothing you can do about it.

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twilightttloverxo
posted a quote
May 4, 2009 4:14pm UTC

we all get a little crazy sometimes
a
ar100th quote =]

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peiceofmetaylor
posted a quote
March 7, 2009 4:50pm UTC

--->&A nd who hasn't Wondered<----
Do they bury people with their braces on?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
On Spongebob, why is there water in the water of the ocean?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why is it that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If there's a speed for light, what's the speed of dark?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why do we sing ''Take me out to the ballgame'' when we are already there?

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
April 15, 2009 6:55pm UTC

Friends are like Computers;;
They can sometimes be very slow
You learn all the latest gossip from them
They know your whole past
You can learn alot from them
Even when you leave, they'll still know all your secrects and past
& And the only way to for them to permanatly forget your history::
Is by smashing them to pieces with a hammer =]

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laurennn
posted a quote
March 25, 2009 6:57pm UTC

I'm the type of girl who...
Thinks dirty thoughts but then stops to think something good
because I'm scared someone can secretly read my mind

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itsmorgiiduhhx3
posted a quote
April 6, 2009 9:33am UTC

Seeing You;
Used to be like
Being hit by a train
But Now;
Its likes
"Damn, I hope he gets hit by a train."

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elliexo24
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March 13, 2009 7:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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XxitsxmexbexjealousxX
posted a quote
March 21, 2009 3:57pm UTC

How to call the police:
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...

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angiie_owns_y0uhx3
posted a quote
March 9, 2009 5:08pm UTC

i'm not a stalker ; i'm just curious.
oh and by the way your out of milk. (:
creditt goes to twilight_luver_20 ;; i changed it aroundd a bitt (:

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
May 2, 2009 5:05pm UTC

flies spread disease.
KEEP YOURS ZIPPED.
* Get it?? *

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peiceofmetaylor
posted a quote
March 6, 2009 2:21pm UTC

--->&And who hasn't Wondered<----
Which arm rest is really yours at the movie theater?
Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs if Rabbits don't lay eggs?
When somebody says "P.U, that stinks" what does P.U. stand for?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they have the same amount of letters?
Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Why are men and women's shoe sizes different?
In a library, do they put the Bible in the Fiction or Non-Fiction section?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
If you blew a bubble in space, would it POP?
Do you wake up, or open your eyes first?
Why is abbreviated such a l o n g word?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called "marsquakes"?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Why are you 'in' a movie but your 'on' TV?
Why isn't sour cream sour?
Do ducks sneeze?
Why is bra singular while panties is plural?
How can 'sweet and sour sauce' be sweet & sour at the same time?
Do fish sleep?

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joejonasx3love
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April 22, 2009 11:19pm UTC

20 random and useless facts
1.budweiser conditions the hair
2.pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish
3.cool whip conditions your hair in 15 minutes
4.put elmers glue on your face and let it dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads
5.want shiny hair, use brewed lipton tea
6.sunburn? use a large jar of nestea in your bath water
7.burn your tounge? put sugar on it
8.bee stings-use meat tenderizer
9.stinky feet? JELLO!
10.peanut butter get scratches off cds...wipe off with coffee filter paper
11.pam cooking spray removes paint from your hands
12.heavy dandruff? pur on vinegar
13.a slinky will hold toast.
14.to keep glasses from fogging, use colgate toothpaste
15.if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
16.banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
17.an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
18.if you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all
19.mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots
20.cockroaches can live 9 days with out their heads

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