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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. hsmfanatic78 hsmfanatic78
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 10:14am UTC
    && who else thinks it's
    weird...
    when boys have sleepovers.
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    not my format

  3. erlele6969 erlele6969
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Winnie the Pooh was based on psychological problems. Pooh has an eating disorder, Piglet suffers from anxiety, Eeyore has major depression, Tigger has ADHD, Rabbit has OCD, & Christopher Robin must be a drug addict if his stuffed animals talk to him...
    </3

  4. erlele6969 erlele6969
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Cinderella stayed up till midnight at parties,
    Sleeping Beauty got to sleep forever,
    Aladdin was a thief,
    Snow White lived with 7 men, and
    Goldilocks broke into a house and ate the bear's food.
    . . . .
    And our parents wondered how "we turned bad"

  5. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    If life gives you lemons
    Keep them.
    Because, Hey,
    free lemons :)

  6. erlele6969 erlele6969
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the
    knives are.
    not my format

  7. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    text message*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:09pm UTC
    "Ready for the test?"
    "dude what test?"

  10. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:22pm UTC
    "I hate you."
    "LOVE YA TOO!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    Favorite if you mentally say
    "wed-nes-day"
    when writing "wednesday."

  14. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 12:32pm UTC
    Ok, if we get caught, pretend we don`t speak english.


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  17. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    [friend:] Omg, he's so hot. I wanna know his name. [You:] HEY YOU! WHAT`S YOUR NAME?

  18. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we are not looking?

  19. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 10:08pm UTC
    "Hi, can I help you?"
    "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi."

  20. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 10:14pm UTC
    What time is it?
    There`s a clock right there.
    DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK IS?!

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