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  3. SweetApplePie SweetApplePie
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 11:05am UTC
    Everyone has 2 types of friends; Friends you can be your 1OO% self in front of, and friends you have to impress for them to like you.

  4. movies4life movies4life
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 10:47am UTC
    & sometimes the hardest thing is tolet go

  5. rawr_ima_kitty rawr_ima_kitty
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 11:13am UTC
    today, i was bored so i was on lovecalculator.com i put in me and the guy i like's name we got 31% chance, which i thought was good, but then i put in his name with some other girl who is more popular and wayy prettier then me's name and they got 41% chance. of course this would happen to me.
    FML

  6. vanybee vanybee
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    October 15, 2010 1:50pm UTC
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  7. vanybee vanybee
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    October 15, 2010 3:30pm UTC
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  8. youdontknowx youdontknowx
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    *& btw..you are the reason;
    i drew that heart in my notebook today..♥

  9. mikayluhhxo mikayluhhxo
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:45pm UTC
    REAL EYES.
    REALIZE.
    REAL LIES.
    /////♥

  10. Vannerlovesyou Vannerlovesyou
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 11:06am UTC
    ILOVEYOU is eight letters, so is BULLSHIT.

  11. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 2:50pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    im puting vasaline on my face, taking my earrings out, putting my hair up and im beating the crap outta her.
    jwoww

  12. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 2:43pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    i mean, just because were from Staten Island doesnt mean that were gonna get along with each other. i mean, she lacks brains...so we don't get along.
    vinny

  13. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 2:24pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    i'm tanned; and i like being tanned B*TCH!
    snooki<3

  14. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    jwoww: did you grow some balls all of a sudden?
    sammi: you've always had balls honey!

  15. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:16pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    white's in Miami... what if you get your period? it's ruined.
    snooki

  16. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:19pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    snooki: wanna f*ck?
    vinny: sure.

  17. brandonlover101 brandonlover101
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    {Kidnapping} is such a strong word...I .:prefer:. to think of it as "Surprise Adoption." ;)
    Fave?? <3

  18. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:24pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    i don't know how Sammi doesn't know... i think she has an idea but doesn't wanna believe it... it goes back to the day that you thought the tooth fairy is alive.
    the situation

  19. italianbabee6 italianbabee6
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:26pm UTC
    jersey shore:
    if he can't hit you, i can. you're lucky your this drunk... wait until tomorrow.
    jwoww

  20. xogymnast97ox xogymnast97ox
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 3:26pm UTC
    OHMYGAWDD .
    my cleaning people just walk in on me jaming out and dancing(:
    wow .. they laughed at me and now i feel silly !

:)

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