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SweetApplePie

1. SweetApplePie
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 1:34pm UTC
   That one person who's on facebook 24/7 wondering if they have a life..
   
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2. SweetApplePie
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 1:07pm UTC
   Following someone and screaming Adele lyrics until the love you
   
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3. SweetApplePie
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   August 11, 2011 12:10pm UTC
   You know you're falling for him when your heart rate goes up by 100 when you get a text from him.
   Enough said ♥..
   
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4. SweetApplePie
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 11:50am UTC
   The best way to avoid
   dissapointment is not to
   expect anything from
   anyone.
   
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5. SweetApplePie
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   August 11, 2011 11:43am UTC
   'Cool story bro!'
   In other words.. 'Shut the hell up.'
   
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6. SweetApplePie
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   August 11, 2011 11:35am UTC
   i miss you..xxx
   What?
   ... Nevermind.
   
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7. SweetApplePie
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 11:30am UTC
   Hi;)
   I'm just a friendly guy.
   
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8. SweetApplePie
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 11:20am UTC
   When ever i see
   'see
   more'
   on facebook I just know
   I've been trolled
   
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9. SweetApplePie
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 9:56am UTC
   first day back to
   school:
   ''Omg I can't wait to
   see everyone!''
   Second day: *Alarm
   goes of* 'SMASH!!!!'
   Kill me now. I wanna
   go back to sleep.
   
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10. SweetApplePie
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 9:46am UTC
    Aim For The Moon, If You Don't Reach It Land on The Stars.. ♥
    
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11. SweetApplePie
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    August 11, 2011 9:29am UTC
    Fave this if your Facebook is being weird at the moment, I want to know if it's happening to anyone else..
    
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12. SweetApplePie
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 11:18am UTC
    Me: ''Sir can i go toilet?''
    Teacher: ''No you should've gone at lunch!''
    Me: ''I didn't need it then.. not everyone who needs the toilet needed it at lunch''
    Teacher doesn't reply. Class shouts ''SIR YOU GO OWNED!''
    
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13. SweetApplePie
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 10:53am UTC
    OMG MUM. Never ever do that to me again. She opened my bedroom door and there were people stood outside looking in and I hadn't done my hair or makeup and I was still in my PJ's. Absolutely brilliant, not. She knows how self conscious I am about how I look with out my hair/makeup done.
    
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14. SweetApplePie
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    August 10, 2011 10:47am UTC
    My little brother had his friend round' and when his friends mum arrived they hid.. Reminded me of what I did when I was little :') I wish I could go back to those days when nothing was serious..
    
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15. SweetApplePie
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    August 10, 2011 10:41am UTC
    The Beatles.
    Best band to ever walk earth, absolute legends. Love them with all my heart. They never fail to make me smile ♥♥♥♥♥
    
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16. SweetApplePie
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    August 10, 2011 10:27am UTC
    Ever had one of those days where you just can't stop eating junk, and sit round in your pj's all day? I'm having one of those today.. I just ate a whole pizza to myself :o
    
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17. SweetApplePie
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    August 10, 2011 8:54am UTC
    if my parents saw my witty, they'd see what a 'hormonal teenager' i really am which I try to hide from them..
    
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18. SweetApplePie
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    August 10, 2011 8:47am UTC
    I hate it when the boy you like all of a sudden decides to be blunt with you and ignores you after him being really nice to you and making you think you might actually have a chance with him..
    
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19. SweetApplePie
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 8:30am UTC
    John Lennon
    Is God.
    
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20. SweetApplePie
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 8:26am UTC
    ☮☮☮☮☮
    Peace and
    Love are eternal.
    
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