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November 7, 2010 12:59pm UTC

Teacher leave the room during a test:
Elementary- *silence*
Middle- *whispers* can i have gum?
High school- *yells across the room* hey whats number 1?

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oxjoyyxo769
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November 6, 2010 11:40pm UTC

You say I'm dirty minded....
But how did you understand what I meant?
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misskammiekins
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November 6, 2010 11:03pm UTC

LIKE THIS IF YOU'RE ON A LAPTOP;
COMMENT IF YOU'RE ON A DESKTOP. (:

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SKSSx3
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November 7, 2010 12:40pm UTC

Today, my identical twin was mad at me and told me that I'm ugly.
MLIA.♡

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xoalicecullenxo
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November 7, 2010 8:51am UTC

Childhood Games Teach Us So Much
Follow The Leader: sometimes we trust the wrong people.
Seven Up: in some situations, there are going to be many
choices. You just have to go with your gut feeling and
pray for the best.
Simon Says: some people are just out there to trick you.
Duck, Duck, Goose: you never know who they'll pick. Maybe
it'll be you ;)
Hide and Seek: if you're hoping to find something, you can;t
just sit there and wait for it to find you. Go out there, and get
whatever it is you're looking for. ♥

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x0kelsey21x0o
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November 6, 2010 1:51pm UTC

» &Everytime I look at you ,
It's like the first time ♥

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catieroxx143
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November 7, 2010 12:16pm UTC

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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nora7
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November 7, 2010 12:17pm UTC

I always get the forward messages saying
"The guy you like, will say that he loves you in 2 hours"
HA, that's a lie, it's been 4 hours.
and he hasn't even talked to me.

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classie_redneck
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November 7, 2010 12:12pm UTC

omg!
If Justin Biber and Miley Cyrus
Starting dating. They would be the
Most hated
couple!

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LiamandSimmy
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October 15, 2010 12:29pm UTC

Today, in math class my teacher gives out extra points for class participation. He asked for an answer on a problem. Nobody said anything. He then said "somebody say something". I replied with "Something". He gave me points for it. MLIA

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ccx33
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October 15, 2010 1:02pm UTC

Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ningas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark.
MLIA.

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ccx33
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October 15, 2010 1:11pm UTC

I'm a firefighter and today I was doing fire prevention at our local elementary school. I asked what are some good ways to prevent fires in the home and a third grader said, "keep my mom out of the kitchen."
MLIA

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StupidNerd
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October 15, 2010 12:13pm UTC

When Someone Says
'Act Natural'
And You Strike A Pose.
*♥*

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xoxo97nikki
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October 15, 2010 12:15pm UTC

A while ago, i heard my dad swear. I took his phone and changed my contact name to God. Then i texted him saying, "I heard that!" The look on his face was great. MLIA
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