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  1. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    Stop being so cute.

  2. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  3. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  4. ilovehockeybaby ilovehockeybaby
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    P
    Suicide...My story.
    ❤ - ❤ - ❤
    Please take time to read my story, it's worth it, I promise.
    I'm a 15 year old sophomore, barely able to breathe anymore.
    I get dizzy, my head hurts, I can't focus. My mind is completely
    foggy. I'm numb, but e v e r y t h i n g hurts. I think about
    everything, but I think about nothing at the same time. I can
    barely stand. My heart gets a little heavier each day. I blame
    myself for what happened. I let my 20 year old, older sister
    slip through my fingers. I should've known. I should've known that
    she was hurting. She meant EVERYTHING to me, she was the
    only person that I loved more than life itself. She was my
    bestfriend, my big sister, my 2nd mom. I told her anything and
    everything that was on my mind. There isn't one thing in this world
    that I didn't tell her. She protected me when I was younger from my
    dad. He used to verbally and emotionally abuse us. So she would
    take me into her room and hug me while I cried. She would leave
    to go get us snacks when we got hungry. She would color with me,
    watch TV with me, anything just to keep me busy. She would let me
    sleep with her when I was scared. Paige was my world...and I lost
    her because of a metal gun at her own hand. She was addicted to
    drugs. She went through her trust fund, which consisted of 14,000
    dollars in a month. From July - August 8th. She spent 1,000 dollars
    a day on Opanas. Paige had problems but I loved her regardless
    so please don't judge. I have a doctors appointment on Wednesday,
    to see if I can get some anti-depressants. If I had the nerve, I would
    have killed myself a LONG time ago. Please, favorite this for Paige.
    Favorite this for me. Favorite this for all the kids who have ever
    thought of suicide. I want them to see that family c a r e s. I'd
    do anything to save someone's life, please.
    Paige Marie Edwards - 1/15/91 - 8/8/11
    Cookiedoughformats

  5. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    First Birthday;
    She looks into his eyes in daycare
    Second Birthday;
    They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
    Third Birthday;
    They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
    Fourth Birthday;
    They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
    Fifth Birthday;
    They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
    Sixth Birthday;
    They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
    Seventh Birthday;
    They're sharing a seat on the school bus
    Eighth Birthday;
    He's showing her his collection of comic books
    Ninth Birthday;
    They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
    Tenth Birthday;
    They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
    Eleventh Birthday;
    They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
    Twelfth Birthday;
    They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
    Thirteenth Birthday;
    They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
    Fourteenth Birthday;
    They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
    Fifteenth Birthday;
    They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
    Sixteenth Birthday;
    She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
    Seventeenth Birthday;
    They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
    Eighteenth Birthday;
    She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
    Nineteenth Birthday;
    They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
    Twentieth Birthday;
    They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
    Twenty First Birthday;
    He's down on one knee asking her to marry him


  6. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    -------------------------
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  7. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

  8. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:12pm UTC
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  9. xxSydneeey12 xxSydneeey12
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    I like the type of guy who...
    asks YOU for a hug.
    lets you wear his sweater
    calls you BEAUTIFUL and GORGEOUS instead of HOT or SEXY
    tells you that he loves you every single day
    where are they all though?

  10. Kiles96 Kiles96
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    dear mom & dad,
    if my friends really did jump off a cliff,
    it's because it was my idea.
    Sincerely,
    your daughter is a leader not a follower

  11. katmr97 katmr97
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    fav this and
    i'll write your future husbands
    name on your
    profile
    nmq/nmf

  12. yazzyandty4ever yazzyandty4ever
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Earlier today, my brother was hit by a car.
    The driver was texting while driving.
    He saved my life.
    But now he's in the hospital.
    The doctors say he might not make it.
    As of two hours ago,
    It's a 60% chance he won't make it.
    If he doesn't, he will have died.
    For me.
    can I have 16 faves? 16 is his lucky number

  13. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #42
    Brittany To Mr. Schuester:
    "Ke$ha has been a culture icon
    FOR WEEKS”
    Glee

  14. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #1
    Brittany To Santana:
    "Did You Know Dolphins Are Just
    GAY SHARKS?”
    Glee

  15. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #12
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "My name is also Brittany Spears. My middle name is Susan, My last name is Pierce, So that makes me
    Brittany S-Pierce. I've lied my whole life in Brittney
    SPEARS' SHADOW”
    Glee

  16. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #13
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "I think my cat's been
    READING MY DIARY”
    Glee

  17. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #15
    Brittany To Dr. Carl:
    "This room looks like the one in that spaceship where
    I GOT PROBED”
    Glee

  18. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #26
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "When I Left For School, My Mother Was Looking
    For A Hospital Recipt. I Think She's Going To
    RETURN ME”
    Glee

  20. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #32
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet.
    I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and
    GOT FRUSTRATED”
    Glee

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