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  1. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    Hello? Mother Nature?
    Yes I would like to cancel
    my monthly subscription...
    Ah, I can't do that before 40 years are up?
    No I would not like to transfer
    to the 9 month plan....

  2. BlueSkyBunny BlueSkyBunny
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Sharks aren't the bad guys.
    If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo, I would probably attack him, too.
    *not

  3. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
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    April 1, 2011 2:30pm UTC
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  4. freya freya
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 8:03am UTC
    WANTED:
    a tall well-builted woman with good
    reputation, who can cook frog
    legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
    schia graden, classical music and tal-
    king without getting too serious.
    But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5...

  5. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    What happened to us?
    We were perfect together.
    One day I woke up and nothing was the same anymore.
    I miss being your favorite reason to smile
    & I miss seeing your name light up on my phone every morning.
    Most importantly, I hate how I’m sitting here
    not knowing if I ever cross your mind…
    </3

  6. keatonleanne29 keatonleanne29
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Even though we don't talk anymore,
    --Whenever i get a text,--
    I still hope it's from you..
    A n d I ' m w r o n g e v e r y t i m e .

  7. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Trying to forget
    someone you love
    Is like trying to remember someone
    you never met.

  8. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    I Was Sleeping Over My Friends &
    Her and her boyfriend were on the phone.
    It was like two in the morning.
    I was watching t.v and I looked over to see my friend sleeping but the phone was still up to her ear. I picked up the phone gently to see if he was still there, and he was.
    I said "hello?" but all I heard was him snoring. So they fell asleep on the phone with eachother. I put the phone back up to her ear and went to sleep.
    In the morning I woke up before her. But she woke up a little after to him saying
    "Goodmorning Beautiful"

  9. LilaaBean LilaaBean
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    So a while ago , I was at the beach. It was night time , and I was texting my ex-boyfriend (I was currently going out with him),
    and my best guy friend.
    I did a little experimenting, and sent them the same text , which read :
    'I love it here. It's beautiful and every second near the ocean makes me fall more in love with this place.'
    My ex-boyfriend replied: 'coool'
    My best guy friend replied: 'Lila, the ocean has nothing on you. nothing can ever be more beautiful than you. Every second I talk to you, & every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again. You are truly my heart and soul and the most amazing and beautiful girl I can imagine. Your boyfriend is so lucky that words cant even express how lucky he is. No one on this Earth deserves you so dont let anyone ever hurt you. I dont care if you never fall for me, I'm fine with just talking to you everyday. As the minutes turn to months I will sit hear and wait for you, even if you never come. I truly love you,Lila.You are absolutely beautiful inside and out.
    ^ He meant that. & even though my ex-boyfriend and I are like strangers now, my best guy friend and I are still best friends to this day (:
    true story. long but worth reading
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  10. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 11:06pm UTC
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  11. xoxoBeautyandthebeastxoxo xoxoBeautyandthebeastxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:38pm UTC
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  12. cassidy12345 cassidy12345
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    The best kind of kiss is the unexpected and unplanned one that comes naturally like,
    in the middle of a sentence.
    Its a really nice way of telling people to shut up too.

    most of this writing isnt mine but plz fav a lot plz
    thx alot

  13. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:35pm UTC
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  14. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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  15. beclouger beclouger
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Old People at Weddings Always Poke Me and Say,
    "You're Next."
    So, I Started Doing the Same Thing to Them at Funerals.

  16. LetiitRaynexO LetiitRaynexO
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:37am UTC
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  17. booksandhp7 booksandhp7
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    ever y girl has three personalities:
    1. The one when she's with her family.
    2. The one when she's with her friends.
    3.And the one when she'swith him.<3
    - - ♥ - -
    not my format, credit to: missflipflop99.

  18. loveiswhatigot loveiswhatigot
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:56am UTC
    My mum died a year today.
    She always used to come on witty with me.
    We used to spend hours; Laughing at the funny quotes,
    Smiling at the Love quotes,
    Crying at the inspirational quotes.
    And then, one day, all that stopped.
    It was a normal day, so I went to school.
    I sat in class, and did my work.
    I didn't understand why everyone was looking at me, but they were.
    Then, just before dinner, the school secretary came and called for me.
    She looked at me, and spoke softly in my ear.
    "I hate to be the one to tell you this, Danielle.. But your mums dead."
    I screamed, my mum was everything to me.
    I didn't understand, this morning everything was fine.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I went to go visit her in hospital, even though she was already dead.
    The nurse spoke softly to me, "It was a quick death."
    I still didn't understand.
    "She died in a car crash this morning, there was nothing we could do.
    We found her dead, the person she crashed with was fine, it was an accident."
    I cried, I didn't have any real friends at school, I didn't have a dad,
    because he died in early years of my life.
    I went to go see her, and she was laying there.
    Despite the millions of cuts all over her body, she looked beautiful.
    Her long reddish brown hair was spread over her pillow,
    Her skin was soft and pale, despite the cuts.
    And she was smiling.
    "You look just like her.." The nurse said, and cried.
    One. Single. Tear.
    "Its time to say goodbye now Danielle. "
    She said to me, and left the room so I could say goodbye to my mum, so I could talk to her
    One final time.
    "Goodbye mum, I love you with all my heart, I'll never forget you, remember this quote?
    No matter where you are, on earth or in the sky, I'll never stop loving you."
    So Mum, this is for you.
    I love you so much. <3
    *this is 100% true, i swear on my mums grave. Never forgotten. <3

  19. JaidaRaay JaidaRaay
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Kiss Me I'm Irish?
    Oh Yeah? Well,
    F.uck Me, Im Italian (;

  20. brittanyallen brittanyallen
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 1:32am UTC
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