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  1. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    I just want
    to feel good about myself.

  2. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    You know you have a best friend when you can just sit there
    And laugh at each other.

  3. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Oh, Look,
    There goes my ex-bestfriend.
    And my ex-crush.

  4. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair Color:
    [] Brown - $100
    [x] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $15
    [] Bald - $5
    [] Other- $75
    Total: $50
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    |x] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Total so far: $50
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $235
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $335
    Birth Order:
    [x] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [x] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $1,635
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Total so far:$2,235
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $2,635
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so far:$3,135
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [x] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [x] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [x] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [x] Pink - $100
    [x] Other - $500
    Total: $5,785
    you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $6,785

  5. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    "If you live to be one hundred, I hope I live to be one hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
    -Winnie the Pooh

  6. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    Once my friend Mark was looking through the music on my Ipod and complains that I have too much Tay Swift, before I could say anything, my boyfriend says: There is never too much Tay Swift!
    I knew I loved him for a reason<3

  7. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  8. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:30pm UTC
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  9. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
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    September 24, 2011 7:18pm UTC
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    They met the summer into eighth grade.
    They became instant best friends.
    He kissed her one day to show he cared.
    Tomorrow is their wedding day.
    Eamon and Maddie, your nine years of love for only each other, gives me hope.
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  10. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    You is Kind.
    You is Smart.
    You is Important.
    -The Help
    nmf

  11. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    Hey,
    It gets better.
    nmf.

  12. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Oh, let's get rich and buy our parents homes in the South of France.
    Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance.
    Let's get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants.
    From way up there, you and I, you and I.
    -You and I, Ingrid Michaelson
    nmf

  13. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 8:30pm UTC
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  14. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I love you so much it hurts.
    Can't you just love me back?
    nmf

  15. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    My Crush<3 Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush"
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush!

  16. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    A six year old told me she had two boyfriends this morning..
    Well, Sweetie,
    That's two more than me.

  17. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    He was all like: Get in the van. I have candy.
    And I was like: Skittles or Starbursts? ♥
    © wittyformats

  18. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    If it's worth the fall...
    take the stand.
    nmq/nmf

  19. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    I love him.
    even when I say I don't,
    I'm lying.
    He's all I ever think about.
    And I'm just dying to tell someone
    that I love him.
    nmf

  20. framingimperfections* framingimperfections*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    ♥TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party andshe ended up staying longer than sheplanned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraidbecause it was a small town, and she livedonly a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elmtrees, Diane asked God to keep her safe fromharm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was ashort cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley shenoticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray,asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietnessand security wrapped round her, she felt asthough someone was walking with her.when she reached the end of the alley,she walked right past the man and arrivedhome safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley justtwenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy andthe fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and tohelp this young woman, she decided to go to thepolice station.She felt she could recognize the man,so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed outthe man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had beenidentified, he immediately broke down and confessedThe officer thanked Diane for her braveryand asked if there was anything they could dofor her She asked if they would ask the man one question.Diane was curious as to why he had notattacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.She had two tall men walking on either side of her.Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?Repost this if you trulybelieve in GodPS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this(PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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