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1. Bernicexoxo*
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2013 3:31pm UTC
   my older cousin's facebook status: At the funeral with my family. I love them to death
   
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2. Bernicexoxo*
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   October 30, 2013 5:11pm UTC
   everyone at my church thinks i worship the devil because i like to watch supernatural and i make a lot of demon jokes lol
   
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3. Bernicexoxo*
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   September 25, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   There are 2 twins in my school and one of them is in my science class they decided to switch places one day and it was the day we had a test and 10 minutes after the test started he raised his hand and said, "sir I can't take this test because I am not Mark." and right after that a teacher came into the room with his brother and said, "you got my guy," and my science teacher said, "you got my guy," and then they switched kids and everyone acted like nothing happened.
   
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4. Bernicexoxo*
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   September 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC
   friend: there are so many guys going for ugly girls this year
   me: yes i actually have a chance!
   
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5. Bernicexoxo*
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   September 5, 2013 3:16pm UTC
   lifehack: set your house on fire to stay warm in the winter
   
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6. Bernicexoxo*
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   July 25, 2013 7:20pm UTC
   My mom just told me that when I was 5 years old she thought I was possessed
   because when she tried to wake me up from my nap my eyes opened really
   fast and I screamed in her face and just went back to sleep.
   
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7. Bernicexoxo*
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   July 18, 2013 4:42pm UTC
   Don't try to look like the girl in the magazine.
   The girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.
   -Girl Code
   
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8. Bernicexoxo*
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   July 14, 2013 3:00pm UTC
   A women was supposed to be planning a wedding,
   now she's planning a funeral
   RIP Cory Montieth
   
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9. Bernicexoxo*
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   June 30, 2013 3:46pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   ♥ If only you knew my dear,
   How I lived my life in fear ♥
   
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10. Bernicexoxo*
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    June 30, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    All I really want is to be wonderful
    People in this town they can be so cruel.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    
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11. Bernicexoxo*
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    June 27, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    Everytime I try to fly I fall
    Without my wings I feel so small
    I guess I need you baby
    
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12. Bernicexoxo*
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    May 28, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    If I get a little prettier can I be your baby?
    
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13. Bernicexoxo*
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    May 21, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    I want to wipe out
    all the sad ideas that come to me when I am holding you ♥
    
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14. Bernicexoxo*
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    May 20, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    How my mornings go:
    Me: *wakes up*
    Me: OMG IT'S 7:30 I'M GONNA BE LATE!
    Me: *Goes back to sleep*
    
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15. Bernicexoxo*
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    April 29, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Me: Time to go to sleep.
    My brain: Hey remember that Supernatural episode you watched today?
    
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16. Bernicexoxo*
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    April 21, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Will you still love me
    when i'm no longer young & beautiful?
    
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17. Bernicexoxo*
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    April 4, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    But daddy gave his life for a
    reason, to maintain your freedom. I guess freedom aint really free.
    
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18. Bernicexoxo*
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    March 20, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    It's been a while since
    The last time I heard your voice,
    and I can say it doesn't bother me and show no remorse.
    But I'd be lying.
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥
    
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19. Bernicexoxo*
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    February 20, 2013 10:24am UTC
    I'm to depressed to go on,
    you'll be sorry when i'm gone. ♥
    
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20. Bernicexoxo*
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    February 16, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    You: it's not my fault, i was a premature baby :(
    Stranger: you should've held onto the flesh inside of your mother instead of coming out early omg
    i love this stranger
    
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