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  1. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Let your past be an example
    OF WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T
    do in the future


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 12:54am UTC
    Sometimes;
    I pretend to die infront of my pet to
    see what It would do.

  4. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Textaphrenia.
    A disease found in teens, in which
    they have heard or felt a new text
    message vibration when there is
    no message..

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    You say that you love rain,
    but you open your umbrella when it rains.
    You say that you love the sun,
    but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
    You say that you love the wind
    but you close your windows when wind blows
    This is why I am afraid,
    you say that you love me too
    -William Shakespeare
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Closing your left and right eye
    To see how an object changes places
    When you are extremly bored. :)
    © ThatsSoMeee :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    puberty
    was supposed to show change, right? I think my boobs
    started to grow, but then got tired and stopped. For years.

  9. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    i want to make a facebook account.
    and the name will be Nobody. So, when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say,
    Sam
    Outside of Sears eating a sandwich. :)
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    Nobody likes this

  10. berkshiredkc berkshiredkc
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    Quit saying you love me
    for once
    show it

  11. soccergirl78 soccergirl78
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 12:36am UTC
    today my dad
    would've came home from Iraq instead I visited his grave and talked to him for hours about everything♥

  12. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  13. x0oja1m33 x0oja1m33
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    DearBoys,
    If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.

  14. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC
    NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
    you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
    because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
    for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
    someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
    will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
    ALL ALONE.

  16. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  17. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.

  18. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  19. liveandlearn_12 liveandlearn_12
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    Witty Girls Please Read:
    I'm Fifteen & I was Born with a
    Heart condition called Tetrogy of Fallot.
    On the outside I'm your average teenager, i
    listen to music, and i hangout with my best friends by the pool.
    what i was born with is four "errors" in my heart.
    carbonated blood gets reused and gets me really tired at
    and unbelievable rate. i can't run for two minutes without breathing heavy.
    in simple terms, i was born with a whole in my heart. I've had open heart surgery when
    I was two days old & when I was six months. I'm unable to play sports as well.
    My intention for telling you this is not for people to feel bad for me,
    but I need to have another surgery. My parents want to hold off for
    the millionth time. but i want to take a stand for myself. it's my sophomore year,
    I want be able to play sports.
    Soooo here's the deal if i get about 900 favorites my mom will allow me to have my surgery.
    thank you witty(:
    this is not fake, i'm not doing this for faves, if you have any questions, please ask.
    fdfjnfjnf

  20. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    text message*

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