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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Miz_Angel
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 4:17am UTC

Dear Witty Girl,
Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
As a reminder
So when you are married and happy
(And somehow remember you have a Witty Profiles account),
You can come and tell us
That what we fight for and cry for
Really does exist.♥ ♥ ♥
nmq/nmf

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SazzX*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 6:56am UTC

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy,
“What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday?”
The Father Replied,
“There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14...
She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital.
The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad
She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Going to Die…
When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed
She Said
“Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?”
The Father Replied;
“No... You Will Live”
As He Left Weeping.
She Said
“How Can You Be Sure?”
He Turned Around From The Door Smiling And Said
“I Know.”
She Turned 15 When She Was Recovering And
Went Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed.
It Said ;
“My Dearest Daughter,
If You Are Reading This It Means
All Went Well As I Told You.
One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday,
I Didn’t Know Then But
Now My Present
To You Is
MY HEART."
❤
He had donated his heart to his daughter.
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Tell Your Father How Much You Love Them,
Our Parents Will Not Always Be Here.
I Am Already Copying this Message and Sending it to My Dad, with it Telling Him I love Him since I Don't See Him Everyday.
Her Father Donated His Heart … ! ‘BLESSED INDEED IS THE MAN WHO HEARS MANY GENTLE VOICES CALL HIM FATHER’
Repost this to show you love <3 :'( xx
Credit to mollymousemm

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Me going anywhere with my family: Can I stay in the car?
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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 5:03am UTC

i wonder if teachers ever think to themselves...
Dear Students,
i know when you're texting.
No one just looks down there,
and smiles.
sincerely, your very annoyed, observant teacher.

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BlessWithACurse
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC

I am a cutter.
I've decided that if I get 5 fave's,I'll tell my best friend </3.
10 fave'sI'll tell my boyfriend and hoping he won't leave </3.
15 fave's,I will tell my parent's </3.
20 fave's or higher,I will go to the hoistpal and get help </3 I promise I'll do this </3
Put down the razor.

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Iluvudaniella
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:01pm UTC

COMMENT if you're lesbian.
COMMENT if you're bisexual.
COMMENT if you're gay.
COMMENT if you're straight.
FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.

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KristinePU
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:27am UTC

format: sk8ter_gurl_17
When I grow up, I wanna be a
fashion designer...
Because I want to make wonderful clothes that are not only for skinny people, but for everybody, all shapes and sizes, big or small, tall or short, male or female, babies, children, teen, adult, or granparents. I'll make clothes for all of them!... Because I want them to feel good about themselves. I want them to experience to be satisfied. I want them to be happy.
♥

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beliebersteenquotes
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Today I saw a downsyndrome girl crying with her boyfriend in the park.
Her boyfriend's friends were in a group behind them.
He asked her why she was so sad.
She said that all his friends were normal, and that they wouldn't understand.
Her boyfriend didn't have downsyndrome.
He gave her a warm hug, held her hand and said,
'You don't need to worry about anything,
you are the most beautiful girl I have ever met in my life.'
♥
mq

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beliebersteenquotes
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:57pm UTC

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beliebersteenquotes
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC

how to be a hipster
in 10 steps:
1. when you take a picture of yourself, do illuminati triangle signs that make you look socially awkward.
2. wear oversized hoodies with cool sayings on.
3. use hipster in every one of your website usernames. (hipst3r, nutellahipster, justyouraveragehipster)
4. wear black hipster sunglasses that are so big they make you look like alvin the chipmunk wearing 3D glasses.
5. call yourself a hipster.
6. bribe people into doing things. example: "follow me on witty for a cookie."
7. be obsessed with nutella even if you don't like it.
8. think the cookie monster is cool.
9. say the randomest things thinking you're the funniest person in the world.
10. dye your hair multicoloured.
well done, now you're a hipster.
correct me with anything if im wrong.
mq/mf

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beliebersteenquotes
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:43pm UTC

*at midnight*
friend: hey, lets have an all nighter! :D
me: no, im tired, leave me alone.
*30 minutes later*
-phone beeps-
-wakes up and checks phone-
friend: k
me: FUUUUUUUUU.
nmq/mf

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beliebersteenquotes
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 6:02pm UTC

At a restuarant with my sister.
Me: You go and ask.
Sister: No you go and ask!
Me: No you!
Sister: Please I'm too shy!
Me: It wasn't me that said I wanted some!
Sister: *Sighs* Can we have some ketchup please?

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beliebersteenquotes
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 3:57pm UTC

What my friends think I do on the computer:
Go on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Tumblr.
What my parents think I do on the computer:
Revise, Research, Calculate 1489032 divided by 7049.
What I actually do on the computer:
Sit on Witty like a sad potato making quotes.

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beliebersteenquotes
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:53pm UTC

and who else
favourites their own quotes on witty?

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howphunny
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:30am UTC

Yesterday I was eating dinner with my grandpa and grandma, my little brother refused to eat his vegetables.
My grandpa says to him, eat your cucumbers or your cucumber will never grow.

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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YourCreepyUncle
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 2:04pm UTC

How I think the first people learned how to make a baby:
Girl: HELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!! THERE'S LIQUIDS SHOOTING OUT FROM A HOLE INSIDE OF ME!
Guy: Here let me plug the hole with this thing sticking out of me!
*nine months later*
Girl: Why am I fat

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conversel0ver
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 3:39pm UTC

R.I.P Neil Armstrong first man on the moon, for teaching us that nothing is impossible.

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Iheartyoou
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Shortest Horror Story Ever
Computar: Unable to connect to the internet.
-not mine-
format by: formatsforever

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