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befferz240

1. befferz240
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2013 10:22pm UTC
   Officially been on witty for 2 years!
   Except that I haven't actually been on in like a year
   Everything has changed so much
   
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2. befferz240
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2012 12:10am UTC
   Catching Fire
   11/22/13
   nmf
   
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3. befferz240
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   Steve just said on facebook:
   "Witty is about sharing meaningful (or funny or emotional or clever) passages written to express yourself. If your quote resonates with someone, they'll fave it or comment on it. Please do not ask for faves or comments in your quotes, because doing so is now officially against the rules (and will probably get your quote deleted by the mods)"
   I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you Steve
   
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4. befferz240
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:34pm UTC
   Are you beautiful?
   Yes
   Yes
   
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5. befferz240
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   CookieDoughFormats
   Insert depressed Super Bowl Quote
   Here
   </3
   Format by Cookiedoughformats
   
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6. befferz240
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 1:00am UTC
   Making eye contact with some girl your age in the mall and automatically hating her
   
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7. befferz240
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 11:46pm UTC
   When you try your best, but you don't succeed
   
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8. befferz240
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 11:44pm UTC
   You had me at hello <3
   
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9. befferz240
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   Here is a list of reasons why gay marriage is wrong:
   Oh look. The list is empty.
   
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10. befferz240
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Hey Guys!!!...
    It's my 1 year witty anniversary
    Just sayin.
    
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11. befferz240
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    When I'm on my
    period,
    All I want to do is eat chocolate and die
    Format by Cookiedoughformats
    
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12. befferz240
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    If you want the rainbow,
    You gotta put up with the rain <3
    Format by Cookiedoughformats
    
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13. befferz240
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. befferz240
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    On A Scale Of 1 To Bro...
    How Much Do You Wanna Come At Me?
    
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15. befferz240
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    You have no idea how happy I get when
    he calls me
    the microwave beeps and my food is ready
    NMF
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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16. befferz240
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    November 13, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    41 days10 hours25 minutes& 58 seconds until ChristmasBut who's counting?
    
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17. befferz240
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Isn't it annoying how guys onlylike whores?-♥-
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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18. befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    That Ones House
    That gives out
    Full Sized Candy Bars
    -☠-
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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19. befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    TheySay To Keep Your Friends CloseAndYourEnemiesCloserBut I can't tell the difference anymore
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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20. befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    For Senoir Prank Day, They:Gave out free coffee with laxatives in it,Spray painted the bathrooms,Planked the whole hallway,Broke out into a flash mob,Brought cows to school,Put icy hot on the toilet seats,Put itching powder on the toilet paper,Super glue on the urinal handle,Plastic wrap on the toilet seats,And stacked a pyramid of coffee cups in the entrance of the school.I love my school.CHS FOR LIFE
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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