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  1. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 11:24am UTC
    I Really Need To Work On Not ProcrastinatingI'll Start Next Week
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  2. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 12:46am UTC
    My Mom Thinks I'm Too Old To Trick-Or-TreatBitch.I will trick-or-treat until people stop giving me candy.-☠-
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  3. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 1:02pm UTC
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  4. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 10:56pm UTC
    He is probably the smartest guy I know. I said that I was cold. He then came over from across the room to give me his sweatshirt.
    Too bad he doesn't even like me :/
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  5. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 9:09am UTC
    Comment if you have good quotes and want me to follow you!

  6. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    Has any one elseNNoticed all the "epic tweets" And "girl things" on twitter are the exact same quotes as witty quotes?I'm just sayin.

  7. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    ♥llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Dear School Photographer,
    Stop trying to use stuffed animals and baby voices to try to get me to smile.
    Sincerely,
    That didn't even work when I was four.
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll♥

  8. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:55am UTC
    Yes, it was a funny quote,
    But I'm not going to fave it.Just because you told me tonmf

  9. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:40am UTC
    Dear Car In front Of Me,
    Please Don't Take The Next Turn
    Sincerely,
    I'm trying to watch the movie playing in your car

  10. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    So I'm not gonna have power for a whole week.
    FML.

  11. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 9:12pm UTC
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  12. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:25am UTC
    Fave for Pepsi Comment for CokePepsi all the way :D

  13. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:12am UTC
    Sometimes it lasts in loveBut sometimes it hurts instead </3

  14. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    Fifteen,There's never a w ish better than this When you only got 100 years to live
    Today is my 15th birthday :D Can I get 15 faves?
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  15. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 4:46am UTC
    So Who Else Is Awake...At 4:48am?Just Me?

  16. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 12:46am UTC
    Five Minutes & No Faves?Eff this. I'm faving my own quote[♥][♥][♥] nmf

  17. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    Hello PeriodGoodbye Pretty Underwear </3[♥][♥][♥]

  18. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    The question is not if you were dropped on your head as a babyBut how many times

  19. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    Feeling Like A BadassWhen you're the first to fave a quote, and the next day it's in the top quotes ♥ nmf

  20. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    R i P Ryan dunn </3My favorite Jackass member.
    -not my format-

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