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  1. Sambabyyx Sambabyyx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 3:50pm UTC
    [('looking at a boy and thinking..
    >> Damnn, we'd have gorgeous kids.
    ; ) ♥

  2. mandyxo13 mandyxo13
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 4:52pm UTC
    Am i the only one who looks in the mirror &thinks "i look kinda pretty today!" then goes to school, looks around at the other girls and thinks..
    yeah im hideous..

  3. _prettyletdown _prettyletdown
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 10:11pm UTC
    i want a guy who will sweep me off my feet
    or at least make a fool of himself trying ♥

  4. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2010 8:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 4:53pm UTC
    →→→→→←←←←←
    When I clear
    my calculator,
    I press the
    button at least
    fourteen times
    →→→→→←←←←←
    .

  6. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  7. iiheartBrighton iiheartBrighton
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    • • •
    s a y n o t o r a c i s m.
    A white woman
    about 51 years old,
    was seated next to a
    black man on an airplane.
    Obviously disturbed by this,
    she called the air hostess.
    “Madam, what is the matter?”
    the hostess asked.
    “You obviously do not see it,”she responded.
    “You placed me next to a black man.
    I do not agree to sit next to someone from
    such a repugnant group. Give me
    an alternative seat.”
    “Be calm please,” the hostess replied.
    “Almost all the places on this flight are taken.
    I will go to see if another place is available.”
    The Hostess went away and then
    came back a few minutes later.
    “Ma'am, I spoke to the captain and he informed
    me that there is also no seat in the business class.
    All the same, we still have one place in the first class."
    Before the woman could say anything,
    the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our
    company to permit someone from the economy
    class to sit in the first class. However, given
    the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
    scandalous to make someone sit
    next to someone so disgusting.”
    The hostess turned to the black man and said
    “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
    please collect your hand luggage,
    a seat awaits you in first class.”
    At that moment, the other passengers
    who were shocked by what they had just
    witnessed stood up and applauded.
    • • •

  8. hcoGAL hcoGAL
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    Ixsx.xixt xjxuxsxtx mxex?x
    Or are sixth graders.....
    shrinking?

  9. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    it doesn't matter how long you've known him.
    if he's kept you smiling since *day one, don't lose him. ♥

  10. mrs_carameloh mrs_carameloh
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 2:34pm UTC
    I just want to know who is more on wittyprofiles
    single or taken girls
    ..So if you are a single girl please favorite & if you are a taken girl please leave a quick comment
    love:)

  11. xocookstaxo11 xocookstaxo11
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 5:54pm UTC
    Gee, thanks pad.
    For making that really loud rippy noise when I open you and letting everyone in the bathroom know I have my period.

  12. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC
    I Hate It How Your Nice
    To The Weird Kid
    & Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

  13. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 4:09am UTC
    English teachers put more thought into a novel than the actual author did..

  14. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    Today I was talking to a guy I like. I told him I was bored, so he spent an hour telling me his detailed plan about how he was going to achieve world domination using bacon. I think I’m in love.
    MLIA

  15. biebersgirl9 biebersgirl9
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 3:00pm UTC
    x__Cinderlla walked on broken glass___x
    sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast
    jasmine married a [ common thief ]
    Ariel walked on land for love and life
    Snow white barely escaped a knife
    it was all about blood,sweat,and tears
    **because love**
    ·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· has no fears.·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.·

  16. rennyboo rennyboo
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    every on e' s e yes
    tell a story. take time to read it.3
    *notmyformat

  17. TheStoryOfAGirl TheStoryOfAGirl
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English,
    thank a soldier♥.

  18. iwuvyou4eva iwuvyou4eva
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    Admit it.
    You facebook stalk him.
    You silently freak out on every girl that writes on his wall.
    You keep the online friends tab open to see if he's online.
    You overthink your status updates just in case he reads them.
    You look at all his photos.
    (Even if you've seen them all before)

  19. Maritzaa_ Maritzaa_
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    ExVxExRxYxDxAxY,
    I fight back the urge to text
    you or to talk to you. Telling
    myself that if you wanted to
    speak to me,
    You would.♥

  20. DanielleChristine DanielleChristine
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    ;
    Favourite if you remember;
    Gameboys
    Reading GooseBumps
    You can rap the song for 'Fresh Prince Of Bel Air'
    My Little Pony
    You Thought Brain Would Finally Take Over The World
    You Remember When Everyone Went Slinky Crazy
    Light Up Shoes Were The Most Amazing Things
    Hey Arnold
    Rugrats
    KENAN & KEL
    Aladin
    Super Ninja Turtles
    Kurby
    Care Bear
    You Collected Troll Dolls!
    Pippin
    You Watched Pokemon
    You Played Pokemon
    You Bought Pokemon Cards
    You Owned A Poke-Ball
    Barney
    BRUM!
    Bagpuss
    Sooty & Sweep
    Bernards Watch
    Sesame Street
    Teletubbies
    Fireman Sam
    Powerpuff Girls
    Polly Pocket
    You Owned At Least One Barbie
    Action Man
    If even only half of these are true,
    you're a true 90's kid!

:)

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