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LucyChanDesu
posted a quote
September 10, 2009 5:41am UTC

All of this is all that I can take
And you could never understand the demons that I face
So go ahead and bat your eyes and lie right to the world
For with everything you are, you're just a little girl

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tigerbabe527
posted a quote
September 9, 2009 7:31pm UTC

Harry Potter Quote#33
[After George got his ear blown off]
Mrs.Weasley:"How you feeling Georgie?"
George:"Saintlike."
Fred:"What's wrong with him? Is his mind affected?"
George:"Saintlike, you see... I'm holey,Fred, geddit?"
Fred:"Pathetic.Pathetic! With the whole wide world of
ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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circleof_lies
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September 10, 2009 6:47am UTC

there is 6,795, 248, 091 people in this world
ts an odd number,
someones heartbroken

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DaCrazyChick96
posted a quote
September 10, 2009 1:38am UTC

Don't you hate it when . . .
#20
You are insanely tired and when you finally get to bed you can't sleep at all?

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brown_eyed_girl19
posted a quote
September 9, 2009 8:14pm UTC

You live longer if you
LAUGH.
mine no jocking please!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Rkittyz
posted a quote
September 9, 2009 6:50pm UTC

Did You Know?
In Minnesota women may face up to 30 in
prison if they impersonate Santa Clause.
(30 days isn't enough, I think they should think about what they did!)
In Nebraska barbers are forbidden from eating
onions from 7am to 7pm.
(I think they should make the forbidden everywhere!)
In Nevada men who wear moustaches
are forbidden to kiss women.
(So they can kiss men?!)
In New Jersey it is against the law
to "frown" at a police officer.
(Well then should we be smiling if we get a speeding ticket?)
In New Jersey it a illegal to throw "a bad
pickle" in the streets.
(But it wasn't a vlasic!)
In North Carolina it's illegal to
sneeze on city streets.
(You better not go there if you have a cold!)
In Alabama putting salt on train
tracks may be punishable by death.
(I thought it would taste better with some though!)

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METFAN_babbby
posted a quote
September 9, 2009 10:49pm UTC

Always be nice to people
because they could become
a f a m o u s c e l e b r i t y
and then you'll be sorry.
Or they could become
a s e r i a l k i l l e r
and then you'll be really sorry.
:)

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peacelovesamxo
posted a quote
September 9, 2009 7:08pm UTC

Today, I was bored in class so I thought,
"If you can read my mind, cough."
The kid next to me coughed.
I ' m t e r r i f i e d .
M L I A

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taylorswiftfanxx16
posted a quote
September 10, 2009 6:09pm UTC

Today my mom asked me why I was dragging my tv to the bathroom, and I told her I was going to scrub the dust off of it. Little did she know, I was in the process of fulfilling my life goal of watching Lion King while in the bathtub.
MLiA.

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xoxomaddyfosho349
posted a quote
June 12, 2009 6:01pm UTC

What Bothers Me Most Is...
when moms wear clothes from
abercrombie or hollister and
have the hottest new phones.
Seriously, you're not getting younger.

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JOnaSx9
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 6:27pm UTC

So Girls Have It Easier Than Guys Do They?
Guys get kicked in the balls,
so what you can walk it off
(10 minutes of pain)
Girls have to bleed from their crotch
monthly, and wait for it to pass
(years of tourture)
So Tell MeAgain Who Has It Easier?
love or hate. thought of it (:

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imyouurs_xoxo
posted a quote
June 13, 2009 7:27pm UTC

im the kind of girl
that goes on her old webkinz account,
just to see if they've
( d i e d y e t )
hahahhaa, soooo truee(:

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amarie813
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 12:42pm UTC

Here's my philosophy on dating
It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh,
somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know,turns you on....
And it's really, really important that these
three people don't know each other
-one tree hill-

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 7:58pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #6
January- took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
blonde moments <3

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ljb18
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 12:32pm UTC

•A dream is a wish your heart makes•
When you're sound asleep..
Well;;
I had a dream that my house was on fire..
soo..
I think my heart's out to kill me.
:O
Haha all mine

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xMegannx
posted a quote
June 10, 2009 1:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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vballchic8813
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 2:49pm UTC

you say
crazy
like it's a bad thing

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 8:01pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #7
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
blonde moment <3

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