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__cityofangels
posted a quote
June 10, 2009 4:01pm UTC

all i'm really saying is
that if Jacob Black kissed me,
i wouldn't punch him in the face.

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riotgirlnoeyx89
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 12:29am UTC

-->[[&+ Heres to Everyone]]<--
Who has...
Gotten up in the
Middle of the night
And has
Tripped over nothing,
W a l k e d
Into the door,
F e l l d o w n t h e s t a i r s ,
And got scared of monsters,
.:.:In the dark:.:.
Just to go pee
(:
-->Hahaaa.
Yeaa, totally done those things.
fade/text cred.
xxnoeyxx[:

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treefrogzrule99
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 3:24pm UTC

HOW.STUPID.REALLY.IS
DORA?
she can ask you any question she wants, stand there for a couple seconds, and agree with you no matter what you say!
and she doesn't even know what you said!
so if Dora asks,
"WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT TODAY?"
you can say,
"THE PART WHERE BOOTS TOOK A DUMP IN YOUR BACKPACK!"
and she'll laugh and say,
"I LIKED THAT PART TOO!"
cause she'll agree with you.
no matter what.

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SimplyCydney
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 7:17am UTC

What scares me the most
is >knowing< that at any
|moment| he could (pop)
---->the question<----
but I don't know, I mean,
Do I really want fries with that?

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brunettechica
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 10:40pm UTC

ONLY IN AMERICA
On the tags on american flags, it says
"Made in China"

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thatgirlonwitty
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 8:14pm UTC

and I absolutely hate
when people say; you would do that.
it's like yeah; I know. That's why I did it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SugarCoatedWhiteLies_xo
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 12:34pm UTC

Children
in the backseat sometimes cause
accidents.______Accidents
in the backseat sometimes cause
Children.
♥
- Do you get itt? xD

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cheerbabeeexox3
posted a quote
June 12, 2009 1:06pm UTC

Why I Don't Have My Homework #1
i lost it while i was fighting this kid that said that
y o u w e r e n ' t t h e b e s t t e a c h e r
-iconator:)

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oasis
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 3:38pm UTC

The difference between Boys and Girls:
Girls can be challenged [mentally]
Boys are just mentally [challenged].
credit to me :]

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madi_babi95
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 8:49pm UTC

i'm starting to get really annoyed with these cereal commericals...
can't those darn kids just let the rabbit have his trix!?
will toucan sam ever seriously find his froot loops?
how long is that lucky charms leprechaun gonna have to run away?
will tony the tiger ever find another adjective to describe frosted flakes?
and that damn bird is just gonna have to get over the fact that he's addicted to cocoa puffs!
credit to treefrogzrule99
my edit though

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snowsurfsunx3
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 9:24pm UTC

" A sparkly boy
from Forks told me
i smell good"
A FEW YEARS AGO YOU'D BE
accused 'of doing drugs
IF YOU SAID THAT

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snowsurfsunx3
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 6:09pm UTC

so i was just walking down the street minding my own business,
i passed a woman being mugged! i think...
"OH MY GOD."
...
"I left the water on!"

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xoGAMERCHICKx3
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 9:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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DreAmLesS_NiGht
posted a quote
June 10, 2009 8:00pm UTC

Don't judge a boy by his boxers
its in the inside that counts.
([..WHOAA..that came out wrong...])
half credit.
ending is mine.
mawaha! (;

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PhelpsPhan
posted a quote
June 10, 2009 7:17pm UTC

What if condoms had sponsers?
Nike-Just do it
Toyota- Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi- You got the right one, baby.
Pringles- Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos- The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins- Ten million strong and growing.
Ford- The best never rest.
Chevy- Like a Rock.
Kentucky Fried Chicken- Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola- Always the Real Thing.
Lays- Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup- Mm, mm good.
Pontiac- We build excitement
Microsoft- Where do you want to go today?
M&M's- Melts in your mouth not in your hands

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krazykatiexox16
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 2:14pm UTC

what would happen if...
joe jonas starred in Twilight?
bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my skinny jeans?
bella swan: i know what you are.
joe jonas: say it out loud.
bella swan: Jonas.
joe jonas: are you afraid?
bella swan: whats the worst your gonna do to me? dump me over the phone?

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xxmaggiexx
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 8:02pm UTC

And on that first day of High School...
Don't be afraid of not making friends because
If Dora can make friends with a Spanish squirrel
Than I'm pretty sure you'll be fine :)
heheh mine<3 kinda suckish change
it up PLLEEEZ lol

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XmidnightXsunX
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 10:03pm UTC

What is in a mans pants,
6 inches long,
has a head,
and women love to blow it?
Money.
...you perve.

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