Witty Profiles
Did You Know?
In Minnesota women may face up to 30
in
prison if they impersonate Santa Clause.
(30 days isn't enough, I think they
should think about what they did!)
In Nebraska barbers are forbidden from eating
onions from 7am to 7pm.
(I think they should make the
forbidden everywhere!)
In Nevada men who wear moustaches
are forbidden to kiss women.
(So they can kiss men?!)
In New Jersey it is against the law
to "frown" at a police officer.
(Well then should we be smiling if
we get a speeding ticket?)
In New Jersey it a illegal to throw "a bad
pickle" in the streets.
(But it wasn't a
vlasic!)
In North Carolina it's illegal to
sneeze on city streets.
(You better not go there if you have
a cold!)
In Alabama putting salt on train
tracks may be punishable by death.
(I thought it would taste better
with some though!)
45 faves · 6 comments · Sep 9, 2009 6:50pm
DanceeXoLoveeX3
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1 decade ago
haha oh boy.
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wonderwomannxx13
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1 decade ago
did you gett this from the weird laws app on the itouch/iphonee?
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xxallielovexx
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1 decade ago
haha these are pretty funny but are they really true haha because i live in jersey and never heard of the frowning or pickle stuff haha
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Rkittyz
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1 decade ago
p.s. all mine! no jocking!!!
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Rkittyz
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1 decade ago
on the 2nd one i meant "I think they should make this illegal everywhere"
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Xmichellexo5 · 1 decade ago
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omg its up to 40!!! haha ily rene!