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beana
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December 4, 2011 2:17pm UTC

Wanna get stoned?
Drink wet cement.

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beana
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December 4, 2011 1:56pm UTC

spot ‘gay’ : abcdefghijustinbieberklmnopqrstuvwxyz
nmq
i don't really think Justin Bieber is gay ,i just found this quote funny.

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beana
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December 4, 2011 1:49pm UTC

If someone says I love you and you don’t feel the same way, just say I love YOUTUBE real fast and hope they don’t notice.

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beana
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December 4, 2011 1:45pm UTC

The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.

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beana
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December 4, 2011 1:38pm UTC

T H A T A W K W A R D M O M E N T W H E N...
you accidently LIKE a post while hardcore creepin' a Facebook fight.

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beana
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December 4, 2011 1:00pm UTC

Facebook keeps changing, updating..yet they can’t add a simple “dislike” button
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beana
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December 4, 2011 12:57pm UTC

If a couple in love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
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beana
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December 4, 2011 12:53pm UTC

no i didn't trip! the floor looked like it needed a hug...

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beana
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December 4, 2011 12:51pm UTC

and who else does the creep before you sleep?

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beana
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November 30, 2011 8:33pm UTC

Too many witty people are doing witty things. Check the facebook page,
no..? i wanna check Witty...
if i wanted to check the facebook page i would.

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beana
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November 30, 2011 4:17pm UTC

welp.... i'm _____ this close to leaving witty.
justme?
not the same anymore.

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beana
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November 30, 2011 3:54pm UTC

today is mine & my boyfriend's 7 months.
its also the day he left and moved to south carolina. it's so hard going from being with eachother every day to not at all..
think we can make this work?
helpme. </3

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November 28, 2011 1:43pm UTC

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beana
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November 28, 2011 1:39pm UTC

Words are as real as anything ,which is why speaking lies is so dangerous.

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beana
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November 28, 2011 1:34pm UTC

What do you call 2 gay guys wrapped up inna blanket?
Fruit roll up.

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beana
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November 26, 2011 5:28pm UTC

when we were little girls ,we'd be scared to share hair brushes because we didn't want to get lice.
now, we're scared to simply share a drink, because we don't want to catch herpes.
myohmy have things changed.

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November 25, 2011 7:52pm UTC

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November 25, 2011 7:49pm UTC

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beana
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November 25, 2011 7:40pm UTC

To whom it may concern I just wanted to say thaaaaaaaat ,dressing up with little clothes as possible isn't sexy. Its actually trashy. Don't get those 2 definitions mixed up.

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beana
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November 25, 2011 7:31pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone asks .."Oh how come you're not in your bathing suit !?".
..because i'm fat bro

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