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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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sing4themoment
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 3:39pm UTC

How 1D will talk to their children:
Harry: Now...erm...listen....so basically....you can't...erm...do that...so...like...you have to go in...basically...I'm putting you in a timeout...
Louis: Did you just talk back to me? You better hope that you didn't just talk back to me! I am the king of sass and you do as I say!
Zayn: Hey, hey it's cool. No problem. Just say you're sorry! It's all part of the roller coaster of life, Mini Me.
Niall: Well looks like SOMEBODY isn't getting desert tonight!
Liam: Now listen here...You can't just do that! I'm sorry was that too mean? Let me start over...What I was trying to say is, it's not okay to do that! Ah I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice too much, aren't I? You're supposed to be kind to everyone and everything. So now you need to go say you're sorry and give that person a gift basket....no! Give them two gift baskets! And a puppy! Oh why not three puppies? That will hopefully show them how sorry you are!
-nmq/nmf

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cheeseylovesongs
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 7:25pm UTC

doncha wish
your girlfriend was
socially awkward
like me?

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 12:07pm UTC

a relationship without trust
is like a phone with no service. and what do you do with a phone with no service? you play games.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 5:27pm UTC

If u cud recomend me a book. wut wud it b????
The Oxford English Dictionary.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:58pm UTC

friend:Hey remember when you had a crush on...
me:HAHAHAHAHA, SHUT UP!

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alexxoxo101
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 8:33pm UTC

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone<3
My mom forgot me in a parking lot once...

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hopelesslyinlove6
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Like this if you're single
correction: too sexy for everyone
nmf

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Smileyriley10
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:17pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lynnsweets143
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC

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Click the heart and he will
text you♥
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NMF

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 3:44pm UTC

This week is singles' week!
fave if you are way too sexy for a boyfriend.
nmf

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xjaimex3
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 5:35pm UTC

don't you think it's funny how the person you're going to marry is on this earth as of right now?
haha yeah, that's weird.
do you ever wonder what they're doing?
Nope, I already know. She's texting me(;
AWWWWWWW :D
but she went to bed, so im talking to you now.):
....

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LoveLikeWoexD
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 9:46am UTC

I was normal until..
Oh who am I kidding. I was never normal ♥

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 7:08pm UTC

S W A G
Stupid Whores Acting Ghetto ;)

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kayleer5
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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