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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 7:48pm UTC

I was about to go when the
light turned green, but my grandpa told me to stop.
I slammed the brakes,
as a semi blew through the red light.
It would have hit me had I gone.
I had to pull over
cause I started crying so much. Why?
because I was alone in the car.,
my grandpa passed away in august.
nmf. credit to 6 billion secrets.

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NikkiIsAmazing
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 2:47pm UTC

That amazing moment
when you go through the mail
and find an envelope
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC

Today i had to:
Go to my brothers swim meet, i went because their was free food
of course!
It was all fine untill
Bam!
I just witnessed my brother in a speedo.
kill. me. now.

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chubbybunny20
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:13pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC

You say that you love rain,
but you open your umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun,
but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind
but you close your windows when wind blows
This is why I am afraid,
you say that you love me too
-William Shakespeare
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:16pm UTC

Closing your left and right eye
To see how an object changes places
When you are extremly bored. :)
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC

Whoever invented
The "Copy and Paste"
Has saved many hours of my life.
© ThatsSoMeee

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 9:49pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest thing ever.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
Next time I say I'm fine,
look me in the eyes.
Do I really seem fine?
Have you not noticed the bags?
Can you tell how hard it is to fake a smile all the time?
Next time I say I'm fine,
look me in the eyes.
Then tell me you know I'm not.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 9:10pm UTC

Be Careful With
what you say to a girl. one rude comment that you think is "no big deal"
c a n r u i n h e r c o m p l e t e l y

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valentineunicorn
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:19pm UTC

When you're home alone; 6% party4% do nothing90% pee with the door open

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:06pm UTC

░░░░
The sole purpose of a childs
middle name:
so he or she can tell when they're really in trouble.
♥
(Follow me, i followed)

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 8:16pm UTC

its like ice.
It looks so pretty, it intrigues you. You take your first step and youre concious,
you dont want to break it and get hurt. But then after a few steps you learn to
trust it will be okay. And then bam, theres a crack. And then theres more cracks.
And you realize you shouldnt have let your gaurd down. Because you
got hurt. Just like how i shouldnt have trusted him.

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taylormariano10
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 6:27pm UTC

"I hope you go bald!"
"I hope they cancel Oprah!"
"TAKE THAT BACK!"
Fav if you know where this is from
<3

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silentorchestra
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 6:49pm UTC

I study ---> I take the test ---> I pass it ---> I forget what I learned

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 8:06pm UTC

sleeping
with all your dolls or stuffed animals when we were little so none would feel left out.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 8:01pm UTC

All i want
for christmas is you
with 6437865855 presents.

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:50pm UTC

whenever i think i'm gonna get in trouble,
I HIDE MY PHONE.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:21pm UTC

If they read your Witty,
your parents would be in tears.
If they read your Witty,
your best friends would be confused.
If they read your Witty,
your teachers would feel sick inside.
If they read your Witty,
your enemines, and those who bullied you would be shocked.
If they read your Witty,
those who never met you, would judge you.
If they read your Witty,
they'd all be guilty because they never saw the difference
between the person they thought you were, and the person you really are.

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